Donald Trump Jr asks courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’ during $250m fraud trial.

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1. He then promised the sketch artist $250m, which everyone including the sketch artist, knew to be bullsh*t.

2. Dammit Jim, I’m a sketch artist, not a miracle worker.

3. The sketch artist’s best response would be to make him look heavier or give him slightly asymmetric features. “The pen adds 20 or so lbs.”

4. Sketch artist: I got this. (adds stockings and garter belt)

5. Paint me like one of your French girls – Don JR exact quote.

6. Trumps. Vain, shallow selfish people.

7. At least he’s taking the proceedings seriously.

8. Fucking malignant narcissist mocking the court to their faces because his smug ass knows they fear his father.

9. “Can you draw me 6’10”?”

10. “I’m … too sexy for my court,

    too sexy for my court”

11. Why, yes, of course. Because we are all here to serve you, the superior lizard people.

12. *silently hands him a card for a nearby plastic surgeon*

13. “Paint me like one of your French traitors.”

14. “Make me look like Ivanka so daddy will love me.”

15. What happened for America to wind up plagued by the Trump family? It’s like when of them fades from the media a little, another 2 pop up to replace him. It’s like they’re malignant melanoma, and the country is the patient facing a terminal diagnosis.

16. I’d love to punch his fucking smug fuckface.

17. They are not serious people. We know. But frivolous criminal people can go to jail, too

18. Dude, your beard is weird.

19. Make him look destitute, because that’s his future.

20. Cocaine is a hell of a drug

21. Real life Roman Roy

22. That’s an impossible task innit?

23. It looks like it’s painful for this guy to smile. Kinda like a Russian.

24. These people are fucking weird

25. “Can I be on a motorcycle wearing a funny hat?” Eric probably

26. Fucking sociopaths.

27. Fucking lunatic

28. I have to ask once again whether this is real life or satire?

29. Headline: Fraud Conspirator, Conspires to Commit Fraud (with a sketch artist)

30. Literally impossible task

31. That is impossible

32. “You’ve got to make it sexy. Hips and nips, otherwise I’m not eating.”

33. “Yeah I want you to make me look sexy, not a coked up idiot who’s desperate for his daddy’s love & approval”

    Sketch artist “uh I’ll try?”

34. He looks scared in the picture .
    Deep down, he knows what’s coming

35. This is the confidence of someone that has never been held accountable for anything

36. Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

37. This is something that could potentially be funny if the person who said it was good-looking, charismatic, and it was said in a light-hearted, joking manner in a much less serious situation. Unfortunately for Jr he is none of those things so this just comes across as vapid and he looks like an idiot who thinks he’s being charming and/or funny.

38. I hope the courtroom sketch artist did a cubist depiction of him instead

39. He literally said he should have worn makeup.

    Yeah, clown make up, you fucking clown. So you can look just like your dad.

40. That’s the exact reaction of someone who isn’t taking this seriously because they’ve never faced any consequences in their life.

    He’s not only thinks this is a joke, he’s confident he’ll get away scot free – if not *stronger*, because he’ll be able to proclaim to the MAGAs that he faced down the liberal beast and won.

41. “I can only work with what you are Jr. You are not Hunter Biden”

42. If someone draws Junior in a way that makes him look sexy, couldn’t that leave them open to fraud charges?

43. Hard to look sexy with pubes for facial hair…

44. They’re not taking it seriously because nothing will happen to the Trump family except fines. These people could get away with murder.

45. I wish the video would show up again on social media of the family before the insurrection. He was foaming at the mouth and gleeful and girlfriend Kim was chanting “fight, fight, fight” …