Standard behaviour. You’re usually Hank Marvin by the time it comes, having paced around the house looking out the window every time a car goes by. Rippin’ into that bag like cocaine bear 🐻
I didn’t know there was any other way
Usually. The less time it takes me to get to them to eat them, the better 😂
You can undo them? Who knew?
I leave them on the kitchen counter, bitter that I didn’t get pop or chicken wings free.
Then a day later they become spoons for the congealed curry sauce while I’m cooking tea
Oh yes.
I can eat half the bag right away.
I normally chuck them in the cupboard until they go stale and then bin them
No cos they dont give them free unless you pay 30 quid nowadays
Obviously
It’s the only way imo
How else are you getting in? Osmosis?!
This is the way
I cut out the middle man and eat the bag
Don’t get a chance usually, my son grabs them and sods off to his room hahaha. Only chance I get is if I open them as I put the food out.
How else is one meant to open it?
Like Alexander the Great cutting the Gordian Knot, I just give it a snip with a sword.
Yes, how else am I going to have a crafty monch while I dish up?
Ripped open before getting in the car to drive the take away home
Absolutely. They’re also the first item to be eaten. Get them out the way by scooping up your Chinese with them then you can eat your plate properly.
I recently started using them to spoon the food into my mouth. Would recommend.
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Standard behaviour. You’re usually Hank Marvin by the time it comes, having paced around the house looking out the window every time a car goes by. Rippin’ into that bag like cocaine bear 🐻
I didn’t know there was any other way
Usually. The less time it takes me to get to them to eat them, the better 😂
You can undo them? Who knew?
I leave them on the kitchen counter, bitter that I didn’t get pop or chicken wings free.
Then a day later they become spoons for the congealed curry sauce while I’m cooking tea
Oh yes.
I can eat half the bag right away.
I normally chuck them in the cupboard until they go stale and then bin them
No cos they dont give them free unless you pay 30 quid nowadays
Obviously
It’s the only way imo
How else are you getting in? Osmosis?!
This is the way
I cut out the middle man and eat the bag
Don’t get a chance usually, my son grabs them and sods off to his room hahaha. Only chance I get is if I open them as I put the food out.
How else is one meant to open it?
Like Alexander the Great cutting the Gordian Knot, I just give it a snip with a sword.
Yes, how else am I going to have a crafty monch while I dish up?
Ripped open before getting in the car to drive the take away home
Absolutely. They’re also the first item to be eaten. Get them out the way by scooping up your Chinese with them then you can eat your plate properly.
I recently started using them to spoon the food into my mouth. Would recommend.