Tell me you’re old without telling me you’re old

29 comments

1. This shit doesn’t work. I need the hardcore stuff.

2. Etoflam is grand stuff too..

3. Pictures you can smell

4. I’m so old that I can’t use voltarol as it bizarrely fucks with my digestive system.

5. >Tell me you’re old without telling me you’re old

   I’m glad the pubs close at 8 and we get table service.

6. https://ibb.co/y4SMKJR

7. TCP

8. Four pints; maximum.

9. I’m considering buying a jar of Bovril.

10. Anyone else acted like they were in bits to be like the grown ups and use this?

11. Great for the oul piles.

12. I did that in another thread. MT USA!

13. Shake n Vac is on my monthly shopping list lads….
    As if having a shopping list wasn’t bad enough

14. I bought myself a wireless hoover for Christmas.

15. Pulled a muscle wiping me arse

16. My bones crack getting out of a chair/bed

17. I know I know who that is, but I cannot remember their name to save my life

18. I never trust a fart & never waste a horn

19. I used the internet when the best connection was 4800bps. 👴

20. I’m glad you can get that in Ireland; saves me sneaking some back from the States.

21. I remember milk being delivered by horse and flatbed cart in the late 1960s in Blackrock, Co. Dublin…

    Edit: The milk *was* in bottles, not being ladled from a churn, and there *were* electric milk floats delivering to other roads. I think our area was too hilly for the model/type of float being driven then.

22. Music , for the most part, has been shit for the last 20 years

23. Im still in my 20’s… idk if i should be offended or not…

24. I have to shave my ears.

25. I like nice socks.

26. My mam picked up the phone and I lost my internet connection.

27. I’ve switched over to Classic FM, so there’s that.

28. I’ve suddenly started appreciaring Phil Collins.

29. I had to get the train to Belfast to buy condoms.