Ukrainian soldiers found strange things in captured Russian positions.

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1. That shit has Hepatitis Z

2. Don’t touch it 😵

3. Size: small

4. At least it is not a flashlight from a Chechen, otherwise it would be a plastic asshole

5. It seems the Russian retreat was so hasty that some mobiks love interest was left behind.

   Anyways, one more … thingy for the exchange fund. /s

   (*I bet AFU soldier is thankful to have been issued double-layer Nomex-Kevlar gloves…*)

6. Is it really that strange tho? Better than raping other soldiers

7. An ORC wife

8. Landscape looks like Verdun.

9. The quintessential Russian fighting position. Ammo, weapons, a cornucopia of trash, and that–probably more than one of ’em.

10. It looks like the Ruzzians ran out of sheep. Probably ate them all because they lack rations.

11. Try it

12. That’s just a Russian protein shacker recommended by Kremlin to keep their troops fed.

13. I wouldn’t be touching that.

14. I can’t imagine how fucked up the backstory for that is

    And why the fuck is he touching it

15. r/don’tputyourdickinthat

16. Lovingly named “Vladimir”

17. It’s a trap

18. Jeeez I hope that guy burns his gloves afterwards

19. Another failed attempt to make sexual assault rates in the Russian army lower

20. Russian water bottle.

21. Eww ewww I hope he burns those gloves off. Wouldn’t want him to catch anything from that 🤢

22. Pepsi bottles look crap nowadays.

23. “I’ll do whatever you say, just please.. don’t hurt Nastya”

24. Bio warfare.

25. quick sale on derpbook marketplace

26. Secret weapon

27. ayo that’s a bottle bussy

28. So they stopped sucking each other‘s dicks for idk dominance or something? Lmao

29. They should “return to owner” and drop it from a drone 😂

30. Come and see this seasons blockbuster:

    One for all – DaCumrade and his Mustcumheres.

31. The ruzz might need whatever is in that, to repopulate after this.

32. Prototype Heat seeking moisture missile.

33. Sooooo, do we order cases of them, fill with a razor blade and some soft but caustic foam and drop them in IVAN’s trenches?

34. Dildos?

35. Chinese supplied pleasure weapons..?

36. Just took the whole squads toy away.

37. That things seen some action 🤣

38. Must be an officer’s. The mobniks are using cans of pig snout instead.

39. Trench pussy

40. Just on another note that looks straight out of ww1, like almost 1:1 except the arent huge shell craters every 5 cm’s

41. The state of those positions, imagine facing the winter in that. Looks like the Ukrainians done then a favour by putting them out of their misery.

42. Set of pussys

43. 1917 Europe if they had flashlights. Strange times we live in