Soooo, no one wants to make a deal with Rudy is what I’m getting out of this?
Person who professionally lies for you swears he’ll never betray you.
It’s funny because the cheeturd will fly to Russia soon.
Well, nobody is offering Rudy a deal because they have enough to fuck him badly, and they don’t need him, so yeah, sure, suck up to Trump to claim you’re loyal. Whatever, loser.
We should never again underestimate how much the Republicans are craving a dictatorship
Glug glug glug
Like a 3rd class passenger on the Titanic, he doesn’t have a choice as no prosecutor would give him spot on lifeboat.
Good, lock him up.
Damn President Rump must have some major dirt on this imbecile, probably from the time he was mayor of NYC and diaper Don was just a wee Manhattan socialite.
Rudy couldnt cut a deal and I guess the kraken is gonna take them all down
On the SMS Trump ((SMS=Seiner Majestät Schiff (His Majesty’s Ship) ) Captain DJT sure as fuck ain’t going down with it. So he’s asking for sacrificial lambs to go down with it in his stead – as always.
As long as they all end up at the bottom of the ocean ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just another in a long list of poor choices by Rudy.
He was probably never offered a plea as too high up.
He’s desperately sucking up to Trump hoping someone will help pay his bills.
Reminds me of one of the skits Seth Meyers did on the recent A Closer Look segments.
>Trump: Bury me with my last 300 Dollars, and also Rudy Giuliani.
>
>Rudy: It’ll be an honor, boss. You wanna be big spoon or little spoon?
>
>Trump: I want you to stay alive and scare the rats away from my dead body.
>
>Rudy: THE DREAM!!
He probably doesn’t have a choice. Rudy is a top-tier henchman and is likely as much a target of the prosecution as Trump himself. The ones who have something to gain from a plea have already done so, and those pleas probably put Rudy squarely under the bus with Trump himself.
Trump is already on the life boat dressed as an old woman.
Say hello to SpongeBob for me.
A. He has no choice
B. Trump doesn’t give a flying fuck about him
C. We know all that, he knows all that, so apparently this is another one of Rudy’s booze-addled brain farts. But unlike actual farts, it has no reason to exist.
If Rudy had just retired after his handling of 9/11, his legacy would have been great.
But no. He just had to blow it.
Is it all greed? What was promised to these people that they are throwing everything away. I understand the stupid and easily manipulated people
Looks like he probably actually believes Trump will protect him by remaining devoted to him.
Giuliani is really putting all his chips on a guy who has lost almost every court case and venture he’s ever done.
Donnie’s gonna drown him and use his bloated corpse as a life raft.
I’m sure trump will reward him handsomely.
I mean we accept your offer. Done deal.
Yeah Rudy, we fully expect that you will. I’m looking forward to it.
The moment you find out they don’t even look at your proffer is the moment you know you’re finished.
Because the MAGA ship has an open bar
It’s funny because he’s already neck deep in water being captain of the USS pile of shit.
That ship can’t even float.
Translation: I already flipped and am keeping it secrt
Bet he wasn’t offered one.
He’s hardly a credible witness, and they’ve got plenty who are at this point.
I am now 100% certain Rudy Giuliani has either already flipped or is preparing to flip.
Rudy hasn’t noticed yet that he’ll be going down with the rubber dinghy he’s been set adrift on
So he admits it’s a sinking ship?
From America’s Mayor to America’s Cuck. Nice
So, plea deal is in the works?
Rudy has definitely lost his mind. Maybe that’s what was leaking out of his head.
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Go for it.
Is this communication with codefedents?
Rudy G, a real Fellatio Alger story right there.
So this is his insurance policy?
Soooo, no one wants to make a deal with Rudy is what I’m getting out of this?
Person who professionally lies for you swears he’ll never betray you.
It’s funny because the cheeturd will fly to Russia soon.
Well, nobody is offering Rudy a deal because they have enough to fuck him badly, and they don’t need him, so yeah, sure, suck up to Trump to claim you’re loyal. Whatever, loser.
We should never again underestimate how much the Republicans are craving a dictatorship
Glug glug glug
Like a 3rd class passenger on the Titanic, he doesn’t have a choice as no prosecutor would give him spot on lifeboat.
Good, lock him up.
Damn President Rump must have some major dirt on this imbecile, probably from the time he was mayor of NYC and diaper Don was just a wee Manhattan socialite.
Rudy couldnt cut a deal and I guess the kraken is gonna take them all down
On the SMS Trump ((SMS=Seiner Majestät Schiff (His Majesty’s Ship) ) Captain DJT sure as fuck ain’t going down with it. So he’s asking for sacrificial lambs to go down with it in his stead – as always.
As long as they all end up at the bottom of the ocean ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just another in a long list of poor choices by Rudy.
He was probably never offered a plea as too high up.
He’s desperately sucking up to Trump hoping someone will help pay his bills.
Reminds me of one of the skits Seth Meyers did on the recent A Closer Look segments.
>Trump: Bury me with my last 300 Dollars, and also Rudy Giuliani.
>
>Rudy: It’ll be an honor, boss. You wanna be big spoon or little spoon?
>
>Trump: I want you to stay alive and scare the rats away from my dead body.
>
>Rudy: THE DREAM!!
He probably doesn’t have a choice. Rudy is a top-tier henchman and is likely as much a target of the prosecution as Trump himself. The ones who have something to gain from a plea have already done so, and those pleas probably put Rudy squarely under the bus with Trump himself.
Trump is already on the life boat dressed as an old woman.
Say hello to SpongeBob for me.
A. He has no choice
B. Trump doesn’t give a flying fuck about him
C. We know all that, he knows all that, so apparently this is another one of Rudy’s booze-addled brain farts. But unlike actual farts, it has no reason to exist.
If Rudy had just retired after his handling of 9/11, his legacy would have been great.
But no. He just had to blow it.
Is it all greed? What was promised to these people that they are throwing everything away. I understand the stupid and easily manipulated people
Looks like he probably actually believes Trump will protect him by remaining devoted to him.
Giuliani is really putting all his chips on a guy who has lost almost every court case and venture he’s ever done.
Donnie’s gonna drown him and use his bloated corpse as a life raft.
I’m sure trump will reward him handsomely.
I mean we accept your offer. Done deal.
Yeah Rudy, we fully expect that you will. I’m looking forward to it.
The moment you find out they don’t even look at your proffer is the moment you know you’re finished.
Because the MAGA ship has an open bar
It’s funny because he’s already neck deep in water being captain of the USS pile of shit.
That ship can’t even float.
Translation: I already flipped and am keeping it secrt
Bet he wasn’t offered one.
He’s hardly a credible witness, and they’ve got plenty who are at this point.
I am now 100% certain Rudy Giuliani has either already flipped or is preparing to flip.
Rudy hasn’t noticed yet that he’ll be going down with the rubber dinghy he’s been set adrift on
So he admits it’s a sinking ship?
From America’s Mayor to America’s Cuck. Nice
So, plea deal is in the works?
Rudy has definitely lost his mind. Maybe that’s what was leaking out of his head.