Brown Tour signs with a horse on it – in Kent – what are they?

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2. Straight ahead to the Ferrari museum.

3. The white horse is the symbol of Kent. Brown signs are for tourist sites.

4. The heart of Kent county tour.

5. Horse autopsy this way

6. Directions to The Prancing Pony at Bree.

7. It’s a sign for French tourists for “La Tour Du Cheval”, or “The Horse Tower”

8. Dognappers hun x

9. Follow them and find out?

10. Castle tour?

11. Follow them to take a driving tour of the countryside – in this case Kent.

12. “Gay Horse Tour” I mean, a little light in the hoofs, there buddy.

13. You’ve never heard of the Maidstone and Hadlow Horse Tour?

14. Horse tour duh

15. What are they? Large animal with 4 legs mate. Goes neighhhhh.

16. Directions to the Findus lasagne factory.

17. U ever heard of google

18. It’s the Pony boxing world tour. Starting in Kent of course

19. Fed up with silly answers? Proper answer: these signs take you round a tour of our scenic county and show the garden of England at its best. Probably most suited to sunshine and daylight.

20. What are they?

    Well, we humans have bred and utilised horses for many thousands of years.
    With selective breeding, we have created a great many different varieties for an even greater number of uses. Typically, all horses are externally very similar in appearance and temperament, Equines are typically born with 4 legs a .ong swishyswashy tail, a long and rounded mid section topped with a neck that in most cases contain 2 eyes a pair of wiggwaggy ears a mouth full of biteybitey bits and most importantly a schnozzle for the in and out windy bags built into the middle bit.

    Our current understanding of horses isn’t very great, and the piece of horse that we call a tail has absolutely no known functional uses.
    What we do know is that horses are very good at increasing your height by the simply expedient of getting them to lay down so that you could actually stand on the horses’ side.
    A very little known fact about horses is that apart from them all being called Dave, they are also very lazy and tight with money, to the extent of making other people buy shoes for them.
    And also if you stand a horse in a field and walk away from for approximately 1.6km, two things become apparent, the 1th is that not all horses are honest and continuously change there size back to their actual physical size of small horse standing in a field a long way away. The 2rd thing is that even small horses can magically disappear, especially in the presence of Tesco, although that attribute needs further scientific investigation.
    A 3nd fact is that until horses developed and evolved, they didn’t exist and finally a 4st fact, all horse can rotate their head through 360° but we don’t understand why they only do it oneth .