Spotted in East Yorkshire. Regular piles of ‘jelly’ and small squishy things dotted everywhere in the base of a valley with a public footpath. Must’ve been hundreds of them.
by AccomplishedTown2810
Spotted in East Yorkshire. Regular piles of ‘jelly’ and small squishy things dotted everywhere in the base of a valley with a public footpath. Must’ve been hundreds of them.
by AccomplishedTown2810
33 comments
Pattern on the brown one looks like California scents air freshener. Sniff it and see…..
Post it in r/Slimemold and they’ll identify it for you
offal ?
That’s evidence of some crazy dogging.
pic 2 is definitely an imprint from something man-made. No idea what the goo is though.
Biodegradable shotgun shell?
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it’s not a renowned dogging site by any chance is it?
could easily be cartridge wadding, although it’s been a while since i’ve used a shotgun
Looks like some sort of ejaculate to me
Looks like some sort of secreted resin…
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Spooge
Looks similar to what I’ve been coughing up the last few days 🤔
Dog sick fungus
Not sure but it looks like the word *sarcophagus* sounds.
Cum?
Something Lovecraftian…
Foreskin
SlimeMold? One of them looks like it was emptied out of a bottle
Ectoplasm
It’s a regular garden aliengoo.
Alien condom 👽?🍆
Taste it. 👅
What does it taste like?
Goo.
It looks like a jellyfish
Discarded aorta
Could be a type of mushroom
I think it’s called “star jelly”
Spunk
Def a sex toy try it
Aborted dalek.