Putin has decided to run in the March presidential election, a move that will keep him in power until least 2030

by PatientBuilder499

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  2. Ha. “Election.”

    This is coming from the self-proclaimed “Tsar” of Russia. He’s only keeping up appearances for the gullible idiots at home.

  3. I mean he doesn’t exactly have anyone who will do for him what he did with Yeltsin

  4. Anyone game to stand against him… or have they been poisoned, or threatened yet?

  7. Putin has decided to allow the appearance of an election.

  9. Guys, I can predict a future. I can prove. I know who is going to win russian presidential elections in 2030. You won’t believe me but this will be the

    >!vladimir khuilo putin!<

  10. Why do they even have elections? This guy kills his oponents anyway…

  11. I wonder what would happen if he fucked up the rigging this time and lost

  12. Those that don’t vote for him will be conscripted into the cannonfodder divisions in Ukraine

  13. The winning ballot papers have already been printed and crossed

  14. Result already decided. Putin wins with 89% of the ‘votes’. Putin says “election was rigged…I actually had 99%.”

  15. I think he has good chances. He already gets quite a lot of media attention in Russia.

  16. He’d be close to eighty by then. Of course, that is well within the range of human life-expectancy. I wonder when his strong men image will start to fall apart, though. That’s when he’ll stop being president.

  17. You can put practically every lexical word in this headline in quotation marks.
    “Putin” (who knows which version by now)
    “has decided” (like it wasn’t a given)
    “Presidential” (nope; he’s a dictator)
    “election” (140%)
    etc.

  18. Why do they hold fake elections? Why do they bother? What a Circus… no one believes them anyway.

  19. I’m not even convinced Putin’s alive at this rate, but instead the powers that be just use a series of impersonators where possible to keep the status-quo going.

  20. Keep laughing but this sham of a democracy is what we’ll be seeing in America if Trump gets elected again.

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