This is one of the weirdest things I’ve ever heard of.
I bet we’re about to find out what foreign interest is behind that app, and how much information/kompromat they’re harvesting from it.
Obviously none of this is creepy at all.
Young people are confused on who to vote for? Fuck you!
surprised the GOP has not made church going mandatory…
“I’m proud to tell ya, my son has got a clean slate *on his devices I know about.*” FIFY
I know a freak when I see one
What an amazing business model tho….having morons pay you to harvest all their data
GOP will brush it out like: “nothing there… the son is only looking at porn and wouldn’t understand anything else. can we go back to more important things like abortion ban, or Hunter Biden?!”
This dude keeps getting weirder and absolutely has to have skeletons in his closet.
No joke, what use is this app? It would take either one of them an hour alone in a mall to get a phone and you wouldn’t even need to buy a plan just a shitty ass phone or tablet hooked up to your home wifi.
national security concerns lmao as if we did anything about Trump passing around classified documents at his country club
To me this implies Johnson has a porn addiction. Why else would he put so much effort into avoiding it
Apparently, god wasn’t going to notify Mike when his son touched his penis too much. So he got an app to do it.
He looks like nearly ever dl guy on Grindr
It’s gonna get really weird when we find out which “son”.
“I just wish they would get to know me. I’m not trying to establish Christianity as the national religion or something. That’s not what this is about at all.”
This is absolutely what you’re trying to do, and enforcing it on everyone else. I know all I need to know based on how he votes
I absolutely want to see this pervert’s search history now.
Wonder how Mike felt when his son’s stepmom vids started popping up on the app…
“Of course it’s secure, Jesus is my firewall”
This guy admitted to installing malware on every single one of his computers, tablets, phones, etc. Keep in mind he doesn’t have a bank account and uses a cash checking service each month for his Congressional salary check-of which he spends every dime. What a wonderful example of fiscal conservatism, I’m just waiting for the pics of him at the dog track to come out. Who wants to bet he has a nice fat savings account in Muscovy?
When most people abstain from things, they don’t need an “accountability partner” to verify they aren’t lying and doing it anyway. They just stop.
So – why isn’t he “accountable” to his wife?
Are *any* of these knuckleheads not completely unhinged fucking weirdos in some way or another?
The party of personal responsibility needs an accountabilibuddy. How pathetic.
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Nothing wrong with a man and his son bonding over shared porn habits. /s
Guy pays money each month for a subscription to not jerk it. What a loser
Pure [projection](https://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/religious-people-watch-the-most-porn-2017-3/)
This is one of the weirdest things I’ve ever heard of.
I bet we’re about to find out what foreign interest is behind that app, and how much information/kompromat they’re harvesting from it.
Obviously none of this is creepy at all.
Young people are confused on who to vote for? Fuck you!
surprised the GOP has not made church going mandatory…
“I’m proud to tell ya, my son has got a clean slate *on his devices I know about.*” FIFY
I know a freak when I see one
What an amazing business model tho….having morons pay you to harvest all their data
GOP will brush it out like: “nothing there… the son is only looking at porn and wouldn’t understand anything else. can we go back to more important things like abortion ban, or Hunter Biden?!”
This dude keeps getting weirder and absolutely has to have skeletons in his closet.
No joke, what use is this app? It would take either one of them an hour alone in a mall to get a phone and you wouldn’t even need to buy a plan just a shitty ass phone or tablet hooked up to your home wifi.
national security concerns lmao as if we did anything about Trump passing around classified documents at his country club
To me this implies Johnson has a porn addiction. Why else would he put so much effort into avoiding it
Apparently, god wasn’t going to notify Mike when his son touched his penis too much. So he got an app to do it.
He looks like nearly ever dl guy on Grindr
It’s gonna get really weird when we find out which “son”.
“I just wish they would get to know me. I’m not trying to establish Christianity as the national religion or something. That’s not what this is about at all.”
This is absolutely what you’re trying to do, and enforcing it on everyone else. I know all I need to know based on how he votes
I absolutely want to see this pervert’s search history now.
Wonder how Mike felt when his son’s stepmom vids started popping up on the app…
“Of course it’s secure, Jesus is my firewall”
This guy admitted to installing malware on every single one of his computers, tablets, phones, etc. Keep in mind he doesn’t have a bank account and uses a cash checking service each month for his Congressional salary check-of which he spends every dime. What a wonderful example of fiscal conservatism, I’m just waiting for the pics of him at the dog track to come out. Who wants to bet he has a nice fat savings account in Muscovy?
When most people abstain from things, they don’t need an “accountability partner” to verify they aren’t lying and doing it anyway. They just stop.
So – why isn’t he “accountable” to his wife?
Are *any* of these knuckleheads not completely unhinged fucking weirdos in some way or another?
The party of personal responsibility needs an accountabilibuddy. How pathetic.
Son’s name is Jack Johnson 😂
I’m thinking they both have a second phone.