“Excuse me, excuse me! I have more lies to tell.” – Donald Trump
“State your name and occupation.”
“I don’t recall.”
what’s the over-under for number of lies he tells on the stand, under oath?
I can’t believe that won’t go well for him.
Every time he opens his mouth in front of Engoron, he digs a deeper hole.
This should be good.
Get the popcorn
Let the shitshow commence!
Over/under on whether he answers “I don’t recall” to every question?
*sitting to the left of a judge he has called a wacko, feet from a clerk he has called biased, and directly across from a state attorney general he has called, without evidence, a dirty cop.*
Oh my, this could get awkward.
Trump will lose his mind under questioning
And…here comes the perjury.
Crash and burn!!!🔥🚒
>If he can stay focused.
That line in the article is carrying a lot of weight there. The man has adhd worse than I do, he’s old as shit, seems to be in mental decline, and has a temper problem.
There is no way in hell he is going to stay focused. At all.
Man he looks awful without all the orange tan makeup and when he speaks you can tell he is going senile.
He wishes he had that jaw line lol
He’s going to have a lot of memory problems.
His lawyers will prob slip an Ambien or Xanax in his water
Permission to treat the witness as a dumbass
Simplest way to throw him off focus is for the prosecutor to address him as “Mr Trump” and object any time someone tries to refer to or address him as “President”.
Can’t wait to see Trump throw Trump under the bus
What a generous artist. If I ever want a self portrait I know who to contact.
I look forward to the self-incriminating monolog interrupted by gavel banging and calls for order.
I’m excited for him to implicate himself in many other crimes
This artist need cataract surgery pronto
I wish, so badly, that this were being streamed.
“This trial is rigged like the 2020 elections! I am the winner of this court case and the election! I’m the president, bow down to me!”
Incoming shitshow.
Remember “only guilty people plead the fifth”
I can’t wait. Does anyone know what time he takes to stand? And about what time we can expect to see some news trickling out on how it’s going? I really wish we could watch it live.
How many lies will the pathological liar Trump be caught in? He believes he is so untouchable he will not be able to help himself and defend his complete house of cards by doubling down and lie through his teeth.
“Is your base Donald John Trump?”
“What a nasty question.”
Has the person who drew this ever seen trump in person? Because the guy in the blue suit isn’t trump.
He’s just gonna say “I don’t recall” the whole time. Like that deposition a year or two ago where that’s pretty much the only thing he said besides confirming his own name.
I’m kinda keen to have a go at questioning Trump as well. Think it would be fun. Maybe we should all have a go.
Can he just state the 5th over and over again?
That’s a very generous drawing
What time???
The artist needs lessons.
So, will it be endless 5th amendments, or will he explode?
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President Trump*… It’s that much more outlandish.
*Dragnet theme song*
“Excuse me, excuse me! I have more lies to tell.” – Donald Trump
“State your name and occupation.”
“I don’t recall.”
what’s the over-under for number of lies he tells on the stand, under oath?
I can’t believe that won’t go well for him.
Every time he opens his mouth in front of Engoron, he digs a deeper hole.
This should be good.
Get the popcorn
Let the shitshow commence!
Over/under on whether he answers “I don’t recall” to every question?
*sitting to the left of a judge he has called a wacko, feet from a clerk he has called biased, and directly across from a state attorney general he has called, without evidence, a dirty cop.*
Oh my, this could get awkward.
Trump will lose his mind under questioning
And…here comes the perjury.
Crash and burn!!!🔥🚒
>If he can stay focused.
That line in the article is carrying a lot of weight there. The man has adhd worse than I do, he’s old as shit, seems to be in mental decline, and has a temper problem.
There is no way in hell he is going to stay focused. At all.
Man he looks awful without all the orange tan makeup and when he speaks you can tell he is going senile.
He wishes he had that jaw line lol
He’s going to have a lot of memory problems.
His lawyers will prob slip an Ambien or Xanax in his water
Permission to treat the witness as a dumbass
Simplest way to throw him off focus is for the prosecutor to address him as “Mr Trump” and object any time someone tries to refer to or address him as “President”.
Can’t wait to see Trump throw Trump under the bus
What a generous artist. If I ever want a self portrait I know who to contact.
I look forward to the self-incriminating monolog interrupted by gavel banging and calls for order.
I’m excited for him to implicate himself in many other crimes
This artist need cataract surgery pronto
I wish, so badly, that this were being streamed.
“This trial is rigged like the 2020 elections! I am the winner of this court case and the election! I’m the president, bow down to me!”
Incoming shitshow.
Remember “only guilty people plead the fifth”
I can’t wait. Does anyone know what time he takes to stand? And about what time we can expect to see some news trickling out on how it’s going? I really wish we could watch it live.
How many lies will the pathological liar Trump be caught in? He believes he is so untouchable he will not be able to help himself and defend his complete house of cards by doubling down and lie through his teeth.
“Is your base Donald John Trump?”
“What a nasty question.”
Has the person who drew this ever seen trump in person? Because the guy in the blue suit isn’t trump.
He’s just gonna say “I don’t recall” the whole time. Like that deposition a year or two ago where that’s pretty much the only thing he said besides confirming his own name.
I’m kinda keen to have a go at questioning Trump as well. Think it would be fun. Maybe we should all have a go.
Can he just state the 5th over and over again?
That’s a very generous drawing
What time???
The artist needs lessons.
So, will it be endless 5th amendments, or will he explode?