China macht Kanada für „böswillige, provokative“ Schritte nach Abfangangriffen in der Luft über dem Südchinesischen Meer verantwortlich | CNN

by CaliperLee62

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  1. Oh yeah China. Pick on Canada. Canada is the reeeeal threat here.

    Not the fact that 126,000 miles of your land, the majority of which comprises almost all of your major military and ammunition production, sits at the extreme danger zone to any sea level rise. Or the fact that you’ve made almost every country bordering you absolute hate you. Or that your population is on the verge of a crash.

    Or the fact that you’ve put millions of Muslims in camps without anyone protesting.

    But no Canada. Canada is the threat. Contemptible Canucks.

  2. Yes a giant overloaded helicopter moving slowly flew in front of your fancy fighter jet, piloted by your top performers, operating high tech surveillance and targeting suites.

  3. Just like Russia, China the crying victim of everybody else’s actions.

  4. Probably safe to always assume China claiming another country is being ‘provocative’ is just China pulling a DARVO.

  6. USA: So just like that time you buzzed by me in international airspace? Or that time you “snuck up” on our boats in international waters.

    China: No this is different.

    USA : Friendly reminder the only reason you got that close was because we determined you were not a threat before you knew we were here.

    China: A lot of talk from someone who got pushed out of NK by me. Ahem the Chosen Reservoir

    USA: *mock crying “Do I need to remind you what that scoreboard looked like pal? THAT one unit of marines farmed you halfway to max prestige.”

  7. “How dare you prove once again that we do not actually own this entire sea that we say we own.”

    Translated that for everyone.

  8. Anyone think of the Blame Canada song from South Park just now?

  9. Freedom of navigation, assholes.

    This is literally why we do these deplyments. To remind China they don’t control international waters and don’t get to redraw those boundaries as they please.

  12. Yeah if we get provocative you’ll know it bud. Sheesh.

  13. Ah, China trying the “pedestrian throws themselves on a car hood” insurance scam, except in geopolitics.

  16. Whose version of events will the world believe? Canada’s or China’s? That’s an easy one!

  18. Cool. Just remember they got lots of mates China and we sail wherever blue water navies sail as well.

  19. God wolf warrior diplomacy is stupid. Has it ever done any good for them? Seems like it just makes the government look rash any hyper agressive to everyone.

  20. Well, Canadians do have a reputation for being “malicious” and “provocative”

    (/s)

  21. Ah. Of course. The infamously aggressive Canadian military. I’m sure it was 110% them. Uh huh. 🙄

  22. It’s so true. I’ve been telling people this for years; Canada is hell bent on world domination. Don’t let their puny army and politeness fool you!

  27. Not fair! We all know that Canada borders the US, and the US is the real enemy! Canada stealing our threats from other countries :/

  30. For some reason the Blame Canada meme doesn’t sound as funny coming from China.

  32. Why the fuck Canada continues to send foreign aid dollars to China is the biggest mystery that will never be solved.

    “Here’s some free money for you, every year.”

    “Fuck you, you malicious assholes.”

    What a completely fucked-up relationship.

  34. >China has accused Canada of carrying out “malicious and provocative” actions in the South China Sea, after the Canadian Navy said Chinese fighter jets endangered a helicopter in two close intercepts above international waters.

    >The comments come after CNN revealed last week that a Chinese warplane fired flares in front of a Canadian military helicopter on October 29, an operation that Canadian military officers said was reckless and could have resulted in the downing of the aircraft.

    How dare that helicopter swoop in behind those fighter jets right when they fired flares for no reason over international waters!

    All China’s doing is strengthening the resolve of the West to maintain and increase their presence in the region.

  35. Canada was flying helicopters… they aren’t fast enough to intercept anything yet somehow it’s Canada’s fault? Okay

  36. “Canada was malicious and provacative”…

    Canada.

    Go home China, you’re drunk.

  37. You don’t see Chinese military flying close to Canada’s airpace. Why is Canada doing it to China?

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