Mike Johnson and His Son Monitoring Each Other’s Porn Intake Is Worse Than You Think The House speaker admitted to a wild new detail about his personal life. And it’s a bigger deal than it seems.

by RJC111

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  1. Someone didn’t complete their Cyber Awareness training.

  2. House Speaker Mike Johnson’s unusual porn habits could have ramifications for the entire country.

    In a newly resurfaced video from 2022, the newly minted speaker admitted that he and his son monitor each other’s porn intake using a third-party subscription software called Covenant Eyes that watches all their electronic devices. For $16.99 a month, the app drafts a habit report and shares it with an “accountability partner,” which in Johnson’s case is his teenage son Jack.

    “What it does, real simply, is it has an algorithm and a software—it’s way above my head how it works, but—it scans, you obviously opt into it, but it scans all the activity on your phone or your devices, your laptop, what have you. We do all of it. Then it sends a report to your accountability partner,” Johnson said.

    “My accountability partner right now is Jack, my son. He’s 17. So he and I get a report about all the things that are on our phones, all of our devices, once a week. If anything objectionable comes up, your accountability partner gets an immediate notice,” Johnson explained.

    “I’m proud to tell ya, my son has got a clean slate,” he added.

    Aside from the weirdness of having your son watch your porn intake—and vice versa—the implications of having one of the most prominent leaders in government under the watchful eye of an intrusive software have not been lost on some, who believe the app could pose a national security risk.
    “A US Congressman is allowing a 3rd Party tech company to scan ALL of his electronic devices daily and then uploading reports to his son about what he’s watching or not watching…. I mean, who else is accessing that data?” tweeted the user Receipt Maven, who first resurfaced the video.
    Johnson held a low profile in the U.S. legislature until his unexpected rise to prominence on October 25, when his long-shot bid suddenly materialized under a historically divided Republican caucus that rejected senior leadership for the role, including House Majority Leader Steve Scalise and Representative Jim Jordan. “COMPROMISE ALERT: Speaker Mike Johnson uses software Covenant Eyes (learned about at a Promise Keepers retreat) that scans all his electronic devices & gives a weekly report an “accountability partner” his 17 yr old son (so basically don’t watch porn or your son/dad will know😬)”

  3. at least he was helping his son get better and not letting him become a crack and sex addict like someone in the White House

  4. Ah yes, the Promise Keepers. I remember them. My father was a Promise Keeper when he cheated on my mother when she had Pancreatic Cancer and then tried to block her from getting a divorce because she’ll die anyway. Super effective organization.

  5. Guess I would rather have someone make mistakes, learn, share story with others than a woman hater with serious sexuality issues and no traceable bank account

  6. >“What it does, real simply, is it has an algorithm and a software—it’s way above my head how it works, but—it scans, you obviously opt into it, but it scans all the activity on your phone or your devices, your laptop, what have you. We do all of it. Then it sends a report to your accountability partner,” Johnson said.

    Forcing algorithms to monitor Mike Johnson’s weird porn habits is the turning point for when robots turn on humanity, isn’t it?

  7. He mentions his son had a clean slate, but interestingly doesn’t make the same claim for himself

  8. I didn’t even know this guy existed three weeks ago, and already he’s in the top five worst House members. Maybe the worst. Not easy to leapfrog Green or Scalise in a single bound.

  9. Do we have *any* concerns about the sort of compromising information that has been irrevocably captured on the US Speaker of the House and what leverage that information might give anyone who has it?

  10. That’s a father/son activity like fishing or model airplanes or mountain climbing, right? Sit down to some porn and a big bucket of KFC, some super buttery popcorn… there’s a bonding experience. 🤣

  11. Covenant Eyes is unfortunately useless when it comes to a stack of old-school nudie magazines.

  12. Wait, this Covenant Eyes “watches all their electronic devices.”?

    Sure.

    I want to watch porn, I’ll find ways to do that. I’ll have a few electronic devices nobody knows about, maybe 1 in my locker at school. And a few with some friends.

  13. The *only* way this can get weirder is if by “monitoring porn intake” they mean they *watch each other watch porn.*

  14. just think of all the dirt on that server which could be used for blackmail

  15. Project 2025, the gop wants to restrict “pornography” more and more, then label LGBQT as “pornograhic conent” so sites on trans care, forums about coming out and offering advice will be blocked for being considered porn. These are the seeds they’re planting before they weapoize it.

  16. His sons name is “Jack” and he helps monitor his porn intake.

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    *spit take*

  17. This is creepy fucking shit and you know it’s so his son can make sure the pedophilia Johnson watches isn’t caught by sniffing traditional web traffic.

  19. Just remember McCarthy originally objected to this guy because he didn’t have a proper vetting and then went along with him.

  21. This whole incest porn thing is really getting out of control.

  22. If you need an app to monitor your porn intake you probably have an issue. This sounds like he doesn’t trust his son and wants to monitor his every move.

  24. This whole situation is just wrong on so many levels. The security risks are the most obvious issue. But he is also saying it is perfectly ok to notify your underaged kids if you are watching porn. And the so called “Moms for Liberty” are perfectly ok with this?? How is this not grooming your kid? I mean does he then go on to tell his kid what he did while he was watching the porn??

    What a sick freak! People say he’s making their gaydar go off, he’s making my pedo-radar go off not the gaydar!

  26. Why does their porn habit have to be monitored. If your a devote Christian you denounce any pleasure of the flesh

  27. All the things they accused TikTok of doing only to find out the call is coming from the house. We can’t make this up. God’s children playing god.

  28. He should be removed from office for this. Serious security violations

  29. I’m more concerned about the principal of the matter in regards to views on privacy, and also how FUCKING weird that shit is.

  30. I wonder how many Russian and Chinese spies have infiltrated this company. What a brilliant way to gather blackmail info by literally getting people to pay you to log and send out all of your online activity.

  31. Wait…his sons name is *Jack Johnson*…

    This fucking timeline

  33. I really wonder about the motivation for disclosing this “information”. Maybe he is trying to imply that he has a preferred method for raising kids. Is he the new Dr. Spock getting ready to release another baby book?

  34. Yeah, so he shares govt secrets with some holier than thou religious group, what could go wrong?

  35. I’m Left as fuck, but this clickbait-ass smear is really gross to me. Dude obviously isn’t sharing a bunch of porn with his kid, they just have a “we don’t watch porn” system that might work for some families and might not work for others — I have no fucking idea why that shit’s my business at all, honestly.

  36. Sometimes parents participate to show that they are willing to do what they are asking their kids to do. In this care, MJ may be worried about his son’s porn use and so they agree to mutually monitor each other. I don’t have a problem with it. It doesn’t mean that either use porn (not that I give a crap if they do as it’s their business) only that they are concerned about it.

    In my family, we did something similar with all of us (parents and kids) using location services that we all shared with each other. I had people lecture me that it was a violation of my kid’s privacy and that I was being controlling and a bad parent. You know who used it the most? My daughter to track where me and my wife were if she needed us someplace. And even though both my kids are grown and out of the house, they still share their location for safety reasons and so that all of us can check whether someone is driving before we distract with a text.

    I can’t say that I am an MJ fan but I think use or non use of accountability software is a non issue.

  38. This is another example of conservative oddball weirdness. These people don’t ever have the self-entitled right to judge and control others. This is typical of the standard of people that Republican Party tosses out there as candidates masquerading as qualified leaders. The whole party is incapable of fielding a viable candidate for any office. When will the goofy shitcircus ever end!?

  39. “Your Dad just watched *Debbie Does Dallas*”

  40. Just look at the guy. He looks like a complete slimeball who probably touches kids.

  41. Its a national security risk that our House speaker intentionally has his screen recorded by a third party and forwarded to his son.

    Because he can’t keep his hand out of his pants unless someone else tells him to stop, we have a compromised SOTH.

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