Donald Trump’s attorney pushes for a mistrial

by Faux_Real_Guise

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  1. What’s the gist here? That Trump is such a deranged baby that he won’t allow a normal trial, and therefore he can’t be held accountable? Despite his crimes? That’s a great reason for a mistrial. Very novel approach.

  2. The plan was, goad the judge into something stupid, push for mistrial.

    Judge didn’t do anything stupid, push for mistrial anyway.

  3. As predictable as a metamucil shit after leftovers Tuesday

  4. Of course she does… it’s clearly the judges fault that she can’t control her client. The victim mentality runs deep in the GOP.

  5. He was giving paragraph responses to yes or no questions.

  6. > Speaking to Larry Kudlow on Fox Business, Alina Habba criticized the judge, Arthur Engoron, for preventing Trump from speaking indefinitely when on the witness stand on Monday.

    So if the judge ‘silenced Trump’ then why did she decline to cross examine him?

  7. Lol, they’re so stupid. He has already been found guilty. This proceeding is for what he’ll be responsible for damages wise.

  8. I believe the term they’re looking for is “bad court thingy”

  9. yeah good luck with that. Already decided dump and his stitsatin kids are guilty now just how much is left.

  10. It’s the logical endgame of a philosophy that sorts people into “very fine people” who agree with everything you say and deranged lunatics who draw their own conclusions.

    Thankfully we still have some courts governed by facts and precedent.

  11. I’m guessing that when this is over & Trump lost everything in New York State, these idiot lawyers won’t be getting paid

  12. Habba has spent WAY too time around trump. Here’s a statement she made regarding Letitia James:

    “She needs to educate herself, maybe go to some — I don’t even know how to express how ridiculous this is,” Habba said. “It’s like being in a circus with a bunch of — I mean, what I want to say I can’t say on TV, but it’s crazy. You know, it’s just ridiculous. Anybody with a brain understands that this is just completely insane.”

  13. >Speaking to Larry Kudlow on Fox Business, Alina Habba criticized the judge, Arthur Engoron, for preventing Trump from speaking indefinitely when on the witness stand on Monday. Habba added that claims about a court clerk that are subject to a gag order would form part of their motion.

    Your honor I am a parking garage attorney and only up to chapter 3 in Lawyering for Dummies.

  14. Why is the Sid from Ice Age sitting next to Trump?

  15. Saw that coming. When even the LAWYERS are trying their best to make the judge mad, it’s clear that they only have one card to play, and it’s not a good one.

  16. “What we got to do is, annoy the court, use the courts furrowed brow reaction as pretence to claim the court is bias , then claim a mistrial because of bias. It’s completely juvenile and dumb but our followers are juvenile and dumb so… Perfect. Next step is to force a police action in the capital to claim the libs are attempting to harm conservatives and start a bloody massacre of intellectuals in every city, use violence and chaos to claim power and change the laws to make elections worthless. ”
    Not a new storyline.

  17. So predictable. They shit all over the court, just so they can point to all the shit in the courtroom and demand mistrial.

  18. It was obvious they were working toward this from the beginning. I called this the day it started. He and his team are so transparently gross.

  19. We knew this was coming. They have no defense and trump co is a total fraud

  20. “Your honor, I move for a… bad court thingy!”

  21. >**Step One:** have Trump be Trump in the courtroom
    >
    >**Step Two:** feign outrage and claim “political persecution” when the Judge admonishes Trump for throwing feces in the courtroom
    >
    >**Step Three:** blame the Judge for not having control over his courtroom
    >
    >**Step Four:** claim this is grounds for a mistrial

    ​

    This would be hilarious if it weren’t so fucking grotesque.

    Trump, his staff, and his supporters are by far the trashiest people I’ve ever encountered in my 47 years on this Earth. They’re simply incapable of the good faith behavior required to participate in a functioning society. We don’t need people like this.

  22. “On what grounds?”

    “Ineffective counsel, Your Honor. I’m a dumb dumb.”

  23. This is essentially going to be the plan for all his lawyers, for all his trials. It will ALWAYS end in a demand for mistrial.

    Step 1 – Delay everything. Demand absurd trial dates, drag your feet. Refuse to answer questions in a timely manner. Constantly request continuations and additional time.

    Step 2 – Pre-trial, loudly establish how the judge, prosecutors, court and jury are all corrupt deep state trump haters. Claim Trump can’t get a fair trial. Point at any gag orders as a 1st amendment violation.

    Step 3 – Disrupt court proceedings as much as possible. Bait the judge and prosecution into saying easily twisted statements to use as fuel for Fox/Newsmax hits.

    Step 4 – Claim judicial overreach and political corruption. Ignore evidence or laws, just attack the system of law itself. Proclaim Trump can’t get a fair trial because the system is broken.

    Step 5 – Loudly claim victory, despite overwhelming loss. *Demand mistrial based on everything in steps 1-4*.

  24. I feel the need to remind everyone he is ALREADY guilty. This trial is just to see how big the financial cockmeat sandwich he is going to have to eat will be.

  25. That was what that whole show was about yesterday. They were trying to get the judge so mad that he snapped, and it didn’t happen. They have no defense, so they are trying for the mistrial.

  26. “I demand a mistrial”…

    “And why is that?”

    “Because this trial is devastating to my case”

    “Overruled”

    “Good call!”

  27. **”YOUR HONOR, I OBJECT!”**

    “Why?”

    **”BECAUSE IT’S DEVASTATING TO MY CASE!”**

    “Overruled.”

    **”GOOD CALL!”**

  28. Your Honor, I object!

    Why?

    Because it’s devastating to my case!

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