Assuming this is another one of those American Sweet Shop money laundering fronts but it would probably be a good start if they could sell ‘American’.
by Rinnyw
Assuming this is another one of those American Sweet Shop money laundering fronts but it would probably be a good start if they could sell ‘American’.
by Rinnyw
29 comments
I think you’re just quite pessimistic, I think the giant bald eagle on the sign just proves its authenticity. 🥱🦅
I feel the real question is the quality of Coopland’s bakery? Would I feel fulfilled if I popped in for a sausage roll straight out of the oven?
Money laundering.
I think you’ll find it’s
A Mercian Market
And it’s going to be full of 9th century Mead and stuff, and other Offa’s
It’s a Mercian store it sells goods from Tamworth
That’s an Offa Licence
Do they have quarter pound burglars?
“Howdy partner, mind if I launder up some money in this here town”
Check if they sell guns and burgers, that’s how you’ll know they’re genuine.
Well, it looks cheap and nasty. Seems pretty authentic to me.
Perhaps it’s a Mercian Market – ie one from the West Midlands.
There’s another in the Durham area called UK MARKET with the same sign, just replace the eagle with the Union Jack.
Bald eagle, american flag, poor spelling… seems pretty American to me. Only thing missing is someone standing outside it shouting “FREEDOM” at people
FREE M4 Carbine with every pack of Twinkies!
I like how all Turkish barbers have the exact same photos in their windows.
And next to a Turkish barber, another money laundering place.
I hate to be pedantic but these sort of businesses are used for tax evasion and the sale of counterfeit goods rather than money laundering. They are not the same.
The Turkish barbers next door needed to launder more money so they’ve taken over the shop next door
Ah Ancient Amercia, home of the bald beagle and where duffaloe roam free…
It’s ironic that a post about a typo has a typo.
Americans don’t have a great grasp of the language so I’d say this is about right
As an American immigrant to the UK…What in the actual fuck is that?!!! lol
Definitely authentic. With US education this is the most common spelling..
Is that town even authentic? Looks like a film set!
Is that the high street in Stanley county Durham?
Looks like the business owner is an authentic product of their education system.
They are not money laundering.. they are for tax avoidance.
Big developers want to buy up prominent shopfronts and hold for 10 years. The trouble is there are fees for empty properties.. so they fill it with the cheapest thing they can.. sweets!
It’s not like there’s a mafia out there laundering billions by selling sour skittles. 😂
Americain, it’s like cocaine, but it tastes like **FREEDOM!**
Maybe they specialize in East Midlands and East of England medieval treats and ingredients?