Depends who you’re going on the date with really. If it’s with some mucky old ripper from Erith, then, it’s no different to dowsing yourself in Paco Rabanne. Horses for courses and all that.
Pepperami
Frazzles ? Dentists always appreciate it if you scoff a bag before your appointment
I think pickled onion Monster Munch would be more noticeable
Pickled onions. Better yet, pickled eggs
A raw onion sandwich
Those sugar free gummy bears that give you the runs
Peeled garlic bulbs?
They taste fantastic though
Funyuns
I love Scampi Fries and scampi Nik Naks, but they smell like an unwashed hooker.
Space Raiders. Pickled Onion.
I’d suck a Fishermans Freind *fnarr fnarr*
In a similar vein, scampi Nik Naks.
Frazzles, they really repeat on you for ages afterwards. Especially if you eat three bags.
A speedball in a seaside amusements toilet.
Chicken Kiev
I 🥰🥰🥰🥰 these had some oooonnn a date but tbh were old and not dating
They make you smell like it’s your second date of the day
Pepperami
Papa Johns pizza. because no-one wants to kiss a guy who’s breath smells like a mix of rancid pork and dogshit.
Surströmming
Twiglets
Durian
Monster Munch.
Nice n spicy Nik naks
Your wife’s pussy
Any amount of cheese is too much cheese!
Mmm…scampi fry fingers.
None! Absolute evil
Nic-Naks
I had some garlic crisps in Europe recently and they were pretty potent.
Sausage roll and salad cream, creates a belch that’ll clear a bar! 👍
Twigglets probably
Chicken and mushroom Pot Noodle. Like snogging a sewage drain.
Frazzles!
the next hour be:
<burp> frazzles
<burp> frazzles
Garlic bread
1/2 a bottle of whisky. She was my dream girl. I was nervous…. And arrived absolutely shit faced. She didn’t see me again.
Morrisons turkey an stuffing bites ( think they are a seasonal crisp gimmick) excuse the pun but they are foul.. had some last week an can still taste after four days of teeth brushing .. in fact just off the bag being open the kids accused me of farting in the room
Scampi flavoured Nik naks with a pickled egg chaser
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Boiled sprouts.
Scotch egg, you end up with gassy breath.
A mushroom and hash laced cherry yogurt.
A big bowl of Anda Masala (Boiled egg curry)
Depends who you’re going on the date with really. If it’s with some mucky old ripper from Erith, then, it’s no different to dowsing yourself in Paco Rabanne. Horses for courses and all that.
Pepperami
Frazzles ? Dentists always appreciate it if you scoff a bag before your appointment
I think pickled onion Monster Munch would be more noticeable
Pickled onions. Better yet, pickled eggs
A raw onion sandwich
Those sugar free gummy bears that give you the runs
Peeled garlic bulbs?
They taste fantastic though
Funyuns
I love Scampi Fries and scampi Nik Naks, but they smell like an unwashed hooker.
Space Raiders. Pickled Onion.
I’d suck a Fishermans Freind *fnarr fnarr*
In a similar vein, scampi Nik Naks.
Frazzles, they really repeat on you for ages afterwards. Especially if you eat three bags.
A speedball in a seaside amusements toilet.
Chicken Kiev
I 🥰🥰🥰🥰 these had some oooonnn a date but tbh were old and not dating
They make you smell like it’s your second date of the day
Pepperami
Papa Johns pizza. because no-one wants to kiss a guy who’s breath smells like a mix of rancid pork and dogshit.
Surströmming
Twiglets
Durian
Monster Munch.
Nice n spicy Nik naks
Your wife’s pussy
Any amount of cheese is too much cheese!
Mmm…scampi fry fingers.
None! Absolute evil
Nic-Naks
I had some garlic crisps in Europe recently and they were pretty potent.
Sausage roll and salad cream, creates a belch that’ll clear a bar! 👍
Twigglets probably
Chicken and mushroom Pot Noodle. Like snogging a sewage drain.
Frazzles!
the next hour be:
<burp> frazzles
<burp> frazzles
Garlic bread
1/2 a bottle of whisky. She was my dream girl. I was nervous…. And arrived absolutely shit faced. She didn’t see me again.
Morrisons turkey an stuffing bites ( think they are a seasonal crisp gimmick) excuse the pun but they are foul.. had some last week an can still taste after four days of teeth brushing .. in fact just off the bag being open the kids accused me of farting in the room
Scampi flavoured Nik naks with a pickled egg chaser