Beyonce’s Cardiff gig crowd was scanned for paedophiles

by revealbrilliance

17 comments
  1. I’m linking this partially because it’s about facial recognition which is a genuine topic of discussion, but mainly because the headline could have been stripped right from Brass Eye haha.

  2. Just look for anyone dressed as a school, surely can’t be that difficult to spot?

  3. Presumably the CCTV in and around every school is looking for noncesense.

  4. >He said paedophiles were also targeted as “there would be very large numbers of young girls attending that concert”.

    Is Beyonce still popular with under 16s? You’d think her audience would be much older than that now

  5. Whilst i have zero objection to catching pedos and terrorists, this is exactly how facial recognition will be sold to the masses

  6. Luckily for Prince Andrew, he’s more of a Gary Glitter fan.

  7. Steadily normalising the use of facial recognition and active crowd surveillance by the police.

  8. > He said paedophiles were also targeted as “there would be very large numbers of young girls attending that concert”.

    I’ve got the image of two elderly Tory MPs asking each other, “what do the young people listen to these days?”

    It’s been 20 years since she released Crazy in Love with Jay-Z. Any paedophile going to one of her concerts is going to be rather disappointed by the crowd – her biggest fans are in their 30s and 40s!

  9. It’s not the crowd I’d be worried about when the music industry is involved.

  10. luv me beyonsay

    ate nonces (am racial an dun like em)

    simple as

  11. Ah, the good old “THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!” angle. Always used when things are introduced that can impact people’s livelihoods / privacy.

  12. Apparently the system malfunctioned and let in only paedophiles and young girls. A spokesperson said “This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen.”

  13. With her age they’d have luck trying to find necrophiles there.

  14. Religious leaders up and down the country livid they can’t go and sea bae

  15. They had to keep retuning because it was always aiming at the stage

  16. I mean Wales is full of nonces, home grown but lots move from England when they get caught by family. I have heard of three different stories from various people. Then there are the infamous cases that were all have heard.

  17. In fairness to the paedophiles who did attend, a lot of them were confused as they thought it was a Be-noncey gig.

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