Name something that Britain does better than anywhere else

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1. A bloody good cup of tea

2. Guilt tripping ourselves over meaningless shite.

3. Complain

4. Comedy

5. Queue

6. Fish and chips!

7. Comedy

8. Pubs!

9. Chicken korma

10. Comedy, have you ever heard Ellen DeGeneres?

11. Reminisce

12. Talk about the weather

13. Mushy peas

14. Biscuits geezer

15. Moan, but, mustn’t grumble.

16. Weather talk

17. How the fuck is plug not here

18. Belting out sweet Caroline

19. Sarcasm/dry wit

20. Don’t care what anyone says, our humour is unmatched. We take the piss out of everything, including ourselves.

21. Music

22. PLUG SOCKET DESIGN

23. Have history.

24. Pageantry and plug sockets.

25. Queue

26. Rave hard

27. Cheese. There’s some awesome British cheeses

28. Leaving umbrellas in bars and pubs

29. Sarcasm

30. Complain about the weather and Queue up properly

31. Pies

32. Binge drinking

33. Dignity.

    Lived in a few places before I became a Brit.

    Lots wrong here. but there is a quiet dignity, even among our worst home grown idiots, that sets the UK apart from the tiresome dross that shares this planet with us….

34. We love a good line

35. I read that our hospitals are some of the best in the world for knife wounds because of all the experience our doctors get with it but I’m not sure how legit it was.

36. Self deprecating humour. Not to be confused with self loathing which is so prevalent here in Scotland

37. Brexit

38. Bitch about Britain

39. Class divides