Van driver caught watching racy vid and ‘spanking the monkey’ at wheel suspended

15 comments

1. So he’s got suspenders now.. only thing missing is a bra

2. Cycling Mikey must have had the shock of his life catching this!

3. Oooh chimpanzee that!

4. Bong

5. Oh I saw the video earlier, I didn’t know he was having a Tommy Tank!

   So men can multitask!

6. Thats absolutely bananas

7. Guy had a heavy load to deliver!

8. UPDATE: He has actually been sacked now.

9. Fcking yes “spanking the monkey”… I worked in a call centre long ago and was training someone and the systems went down… they did quite often.. The person I was training asked “what do you usually do when the system goes down”… I replied “usually go to the bathroom and spank my monkey*… In all 100% seriousness she excitedly asked..” HAVE YOU GOT A MONKEY”!!!…

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11. Oh man, would love to have been a fly on the wall when he told his wife the reason he was sacked just before Christmas

12. Poor bloke was just taking a load off.

13. Now if they could just do that to every wanker on their phone behind the wheel we might be able to progress as a society…

14. Why did they put “masturbating” in quote marks?

15. /r/spankthatmonkey