Looks like they put it near a candle for ten seconds.
That’s deconstructed toast, deconstructed is all the rage at the moment.
Was it made in the microwave by Michael the work Geordie?
That’s just warm bread
Perfection
Is it from M&S?
That’s pre-toast mate.
Everyone is saving energy these days, even toast makers!
Dude that looks anemic
Basically the same as stale bread
Stop winging, I can clearly see a toasted bit right there!
Haha, my boys would call this correct. They had this standard set by their Nan. Whenever I did toast they told me I cooked it too long. My younger son (now 18), always referred to it as warm bread! If they want toast, I have to quickly show the bread to the grill!
This looks softer than the bread the other guy got from M&S.
What do you expect with the price of gas and electric these days…?
Personally i get my ex wife to breathe on it, save a fortune that way….
That’s just…bread
It’s not toast, that’s dried bread!
Was it warmed with a welcome? Jesus
Medium rare toast.
Ghost toast
Was the toaster plugged in??
I showed this to my husband expecting him to be aghast. He said there’s nothing wrong with it. Who knew he was such a deviant?
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Looks like they put it near a candle for ten seconds.
That’s deconstructed toast, deconstructed is all the rage at the moment.
Was it made in the microwave by Michael the work Geordie?
That’s just warm bread
Perfection
Is it from M&S?
That’s pre-toast mate.
Everyone is saving energy these days, even toast makers!
Dude that looks anemic
Basically the same as stale bread
Stop winging, I can clearly see a toasted bit right there!
Haha, my boys would call this correct. They had this standard set by their Nan. Whenever I did toast they told me I cooked it too long. My younger son (now 18), always referred to it as warm bread! If they want toast, I have to quickly show the bread to the grill!
This looks softer than the bread the other guy got from M&S.
What do you expect with the price of gas and electric these days…?
Personally i get my ex wife to breathe on it, save a fortune that way….
That’s just…bread
It’s not toast, that’s dried bread!
Was it warmed with a welcome? Jesus
Medium rare toast.
Ghost toast
Was the toaster plugged in??
I showed this to my husband expecting him to be aghast. He said there’s nothing wrong with it. Who knew he was such a deviant?
Where, I don’t see any toast?
Could it even melt butter?
Michael, that’s just warm floppy bread.
Well at least you won’t get cancer..
That’s my dream toast (warm bread) 😀