Road Trip!

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1. You did this yourself? I’m extremely impressed with your dedication to ‘ooh matron’ UK place names.

   I’ve been to South Harting a few times and never made that connection!

2. Then there’s Three Cocks Lane in Gloucester which appropriately is a bit of a back passage.

3. You missed Cockbush Avenue in Hertford

4. Bit of a trek but if you head up to both Orkney and Shetland there are two Twatts.

5. Important work in the national interest.

6. You seem to be missing Gropecunt Lane. There’s quite a few to choose from but a lot have been renamed in recent history.

   There’s also Fucking Grove in Bristol

7. You missed Cuckoo’s Knob. Off you go.

8. I’m waiting for the collab with David Attenborough

9. I went to school in [Cock Lane](https://maps.app.goo.gl/yybCBBFNmSqUU4yk7).

10. After Coxhoe in Durham you could head to Cockfield which is also in Durham.

11. There’s a Harddickers Lane in Manchester too

12. Ah I stayed at sandyballs this summer!

13. [this map](https://marvellousmaps.com/shop/stgs-great-british-place-names-map?) Might assist you with your next trip.

    What a great collection.

14. The slutshole lane sign instantly gets stolen not sure if it’s worth the trip!

15. Penistone is near one of my work’s other offices. A work colleague added a calendar entry recently:

    “Doctors appointment, Penistone”

    I hoped that was the location and not the ailment.

16. There’s a Turkey Cock Lane near Colchester

17. There’s a Balls Lane just outside of Mansfield for next time btw

18. I’ve never read Clitheroe as Clit-hero-e until now.

19. I see they’ve replaced the sign for Bell End – once upon a time it had some red spray paint decoration.
    I am going to claim that I obviously have no idea who did it.

    Also, I’m sure the residents of Woolaston are thrilled at being labelled as Wellingborough.

20. Well for a country so allegedly reserved with our Victorian attitudes…..yeah not quite eh?

21. Bonus for the tyre pressure light looking like a bum

22. Oxford has Titup Hall Drive and Crotch Crescent.

23. Love that the people of Shitterton got fed up of their sign being nicked and had it carved into a big rock instead

24. You’re missing Raw Dykes Lane in Leicester as well

25. You’re missing The Glory Hole in Lincoln! A small bridge walkway in the middle of town. Cracks me up every time

26. There’s a Cumming Street in Islington.

27. If you don’t have 6 fingers or more, stay outta Feltwell, buh

28. Fanny Hands Lane isn’t in Grimsby, it’s in Ludford near Louth. There is a Fannystone Road in Grimsby though, and the criminal court is on Grime Street.

29. Should have popped to Norfolk and visited Slutshole Lane.

30. Great effort, there is a ‘Slag Lane’ in Haydock, Merseyside. I’ve seen plenty of people over the years taking photos.

31. There are young people reading this thread you know! Scunthorpe United?! what is the world coming to when people will post pictures like that?

    Also, I laugh every time we drive past Wetwang, I keep telling my wife we should move there.

32. Poopinghole Lane in [East Sussex](https://maps.app.goo.gl/sXhwXqAFLBtTrX3h6?g_st=ic)

33. I used to drive past fanny hands lane every week and it always gave me a little chuckle 😃

34. Next stop: Wetwang, East Yorkshire.

35. There’s a Gay’s Street… the apostrophe is intentional

36. Upton on Severn has a Minge Lane.

37. I live near Dumb woman’s lane… spike M lived on it for years

38. I never saw the cunt in Scunthorpe. Brilliant!

39. In the early days of trying to sanitise the internet, Scunthorpe vanished from the web thanks to the prurient spellcheck algorithms.

40. Butcombe have a brewery. If you ever fancy a pint of Butcombe just keep a lookout of what is on the taps at your local.

41. Missed Cockburn Street in Cambridge.

42. I often frequent Blue Ball Hill in Winchester

43. Nouds is another fun one

44. My SATNAV once told me to turn left on Bastard Lane in 300 yards.