Good news – Aldi offering a warranty on crumpets!

6 comments

1. You never can be too careful.

2. Does it cover acts of gob?

3. A real British guarantee

4. Guaranteed to each hold 4lb of butter before leaking out of the bottom or your money back.

5. Does anyone else like to put cheese on their crumpets and then bang them under the grill. My Mrs called me a dirty bastard for this!?

6. I would check the small print, probably full of holes