Churchill to be exhumed to become Defence Secretary #FreshStart

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1. Negotiations are ongoing with Thatcher’s spirit to replace Hunt.

2. This feels like it’s from the *Ross Greer: vampire hunter* universe.

3. Enoch Powell for foreign secretary

4. 😆

5. I’ll give you 7/1 on Douglas Hurd to get chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster

6. Californian oil tycoon pretends…..

7. TORIES ASSEMBLE!!!

8. And the post of Minister for Women and Equalities goes to… Pitt the Younger!