Good evening everyone and welcome to week 8[!](https://imgur.com/rUhZyq7)

Last week saw an absolute shambles of a technical, with the bakers being given no possible way of knowing how long to cook their steamed puddings for and thus serving gloopy messes to be judged. Stupid.

So, let’s see the contestants stats:

Baker | Observations | Hollywood handshakes 🤝 | Technical challenges won 🏆 | Star baker crowns 👑 | Week eliminated
—|—|—|—|—|—
Abbi | Makes better custard creams than Tesco | – | 🏆 | – | Week 3
Amos | Gone too soon | – | – | – | Week 1
Cristy | She is the saboteur | – | 🏆 | 👑 | –
Dan | Triple technical challenge winner | – | 🏆🏆🏆 | 👑👑 | –
Dana | Just lovely | – | – | – | Week 6
Josh | Illusion biscuit master | 🤝 | – | 👑 | –
Keith | Makes the messiest biscuits | – | – | – | Week 2
Matty | West Ham fan (booo) | – | – | 👑 | –
Nicky | Has a great accent | – | – | – | Week 4
Rowan | Chuffin’ ‘eck he’s nice | – | – | – | Week 5
Saku | Is a Jedi | – | 🏆 | – | Week 7
Tasha | Winner of the first handshake | 🤝 | 🏆 | 👑👑 | –

by meteoritee

34 comments
  1. This’ll be a hard one for them to judge as they are all so different. When everyone bakes a cake or bread they can compare quite easily because they should have the same texture. How do you compare a tea cake to a donut?

  2. There is very little cheese going on, I am disappointed.

  3. You can tell Prue was thinking “but Tasha pulls it off more consistently”

  4. Not gonna lie, I’m 36 and I want Dan’s dinosaur buffet for my next birthday party.

  5. I feel like I want to make a version of Matty’s chocolate orange cupcakes, because those are right up my alley.

  6. Robert de Niro & Asa Butterfield is such a random pairing

  7. What does one do when they’ve eaten all their bake off snacks and drank their single glass of wine they allowed themself for during the show (got to save the other glass for the big brother live eviction)?

  8. Well, least the Wonka film advertised surely can’t be worse than the previous attempt at a remake… 😬😬😬

  9. ‘Anything but beige’ Cristy’s look quite beige

  10. Josh for Star baker and I’m betting on Dan leaving here.

  11. Josh for star baker. Christy going home. Is my prediction

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