Should I kick the partner out of the house straight away or let her explain herself first?

by forfudgecake

30 comments
  1. That’s a way better haul that what it would have come with though! Way more.

  2. Id allow it. If it was the wrappers it’s instant death sentence.

  3. I was expecting a sewing kit & random shirt & coat buttons

  4. Wait…..what has happened here???
    What…..has…..happened…….here????

  5. Tbh, I wouldn’t be disappointed at all if I found this

  6. It’s the rip off Lidls Kinder Breno that would do it for me. The rest I could maybe tolerate but otherwise, a disappointed talking too. Not a cause for the door to be shown, but threading.

  7. Christ man, that’s, just, wow, I dunno.

    Thoughts and prayers with you brother.

  8. I thought you were gonna open it and find wrappers. That would’ve been “marry her just to divorce her” territory.

  9. Better you hang onto her…. That way we know the rest of public is safe from her blasphemous ways.

  10. Notice the way there’s no mention of chocolate on the box? It’s because there’s so little cocoa content in them that they can’t be called chocolates

  11. My brother used to reseal the galaxy truffles and malteasers with the wrappers of other sweets.

  12. Just sit at the table, staring into the tub, and then say in a very serious tone “we need to talk”.

    If you can rub your eyes and make them red beforehand, even better.

  13. The Hague are busy investigating Ukraine and Gaza at the moment. You’re going to have to handle this one yourself.

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