Russia says ‘hell’ awaits Ukrainians after confirming they’ve crossed the Dnieper River into occupied territory

by VeritasSecretumOmega

28 comments
  1. You know when folk say they are holding back waiting for more to cross and do a pintser move…

    Them shouting like this says otherwise

  2. HELL???

    No, No mr. Putler.

    The Ukrainians are not asking to live in Russia.

  3. I can see how they’d say that considering every aspect of russia’s existence is hell

  4. Hell is a country with no running water, no toilets and no freedom of thought.

  5. Considering what Putin will demand is his idiot Chief of Staff Gerasimov order his troops to retake lost ground, what likely awaits *mobiks* is a meat grinder.

    The first few months it was strange that the Kremlin always lost more troops even in the defense. Given that this is now all about salving Putin’s bruised ego and making what he says true when it clearly is not, it all makes sense.

  6. Russia: we were unable to stop a few of your soldiers crossing the river. But once a lot of your soldiers cross the river, then you’d better watch out for us!

  7. Ukraine: Establishes bridgehead over Dnipro

    putin: “If Steiner attacks everything will be alright.”

  8. I mean they aren’t wrong. Hell is what ruzzia turns everything into.

  9. It’s a typo, he wanted to type [ hello ] awaits the Ukrainians from the liberated territories.

  10. The Russian attack has already started. babushkas will be at the wheel of Russian Larda cars packed with old T55 tank shells from North Korea. They will be sent in waves towards the Ukraine front lines. What a cunning plan.

  11. Russia still think they’ll win and bring hell to all of Ukraine

  12. After confirming? Ukrainians crossed the Dnieper a long while ago. The only difference is that now they’ve moved heavy equipment across.

  13. Score:

    Hyperbole: 10

    Ability: 2

    Result: Failure. Although by definition anywhere ruzzians have a presence is “hell” given their terrorist tendencies upon local populations.

  14. They there like a week or more…
    I hope we can kill that many russians they want be able to send army anywhere till population collapse in 30 years around.
    I don’t belive it ll take that long, there is a lot of republics just waiting to say goodbye.

  15. They have been across the river for months.. you couldn’t beat a hundred men so what makes them think it’s going to be any different now.

  16. Walking past a bunch of dead people and burned out wrecks is hellish

  17. Ukraine is already in hell. What’s their point?

  18. Yes, the continued hell of not having yet liberated their entire country.

    The same hell they are already in today.

    So, no big difference. just a little less hell, because Ukraine will be a little closer to their goal with every advance into the Russian lines.

    How many little salients have they opened up along the left bank of the Dnipro now? I lost track after 5. With those new mobile bridging vehicles they just got from Germany, Ukraine will just need a few hours without interruption and they can get a full armored brigade over. Those things are fast.

  19. I’m never more confident in the correctness of the Ukrainian strategy than when Russia starts making absurd statements like this.

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