George Santos won’t run for reelection in 2024 after a damning ethics report found “substantial evidence” of wrongdoing — including using campaign funds to pay for OnlyFans.
You gotta be shitting me, this notepad is that fucking dumb?
How is this person still in office?
You misunderstand.. he didn’t use it to pay for OnlyFans.. that’s ludicrous! he used it to pay for only fans.. like, window, maybe?
this is like the most republican headline ever lol
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party of clowns and charlatans
You wouldn’t dare write a fictional character this ridiculous
I heard he invented Onlyfans. He just doesn’t run it because he didn’t want the hassle
George Santos No Fans.
Probably the most ethical thing he’s done.
Rarely do I verbally respond to a headline walking down the hall at work, but this did it.
Jesus Christ.
Republicons, you really need to get your act together.
This is who the GOP defends. They’ll act all surprised, but they knew all this shit the whole time.
Mike Johnson should really have a porn alert for every GOP member of congress.
I’m still wondering why republicans are so obsessed with everything having to do with the male sex. Both biologically and sexually.
I triple down on my statement that if he didnt run for congress, he would just be scamming grandmothers for fake gift cards and money wires.
George Santos said on his official campaign website that his mom was killed on 9/11, when in fact she wasn’t even in the country and died over a decade later. OF COURSE the shit that comes out about this god-tier asshole is going to be worse than we possibly imagined.
Sounds like somebody needs “covenant eyes”
His own or
Mike Johnson: Votes to keep Santos in power.
Mike Johnson: Porn is evil and must be destroyed.
I’m sensing a “rules for thee but not for me.”
>“If there was a single ounce of ETHICS in the ‘Ethics committee’, they would have not released this biased report,” he wrote, adding that he “will … NOT be seeking re-election for a second term in 2024 as my family deserves better than to be under the gun from the press all the time.”
How does this asshole say things like this with a straight face?
He gets paid more than triple what I do, and I at least have the courtesy to use my own money for OF. What a loser.
There’s those good Christian values the party represents!
If only he had an accountability partner like Mike Johnson and his son!
This is the most selfish shit ever. Those poor people over at The Onion work day and night to feed their families. Now look at the position the Repubs have put them in.
Am I the only one hoping they find out what OnlyFans he paid for?
Imaging being a member of the Republican Party and not wanting to vote out your fellow Republican but then finding out he used campaign funds for gay porn.
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***From Rolling Stone’s Nikki McCann Ramirez:***
George Santos won’t run for reelection in 2024 after a damning ethics report found “substantial evidence” of wrongdoing — including using campaign funds to pay for OnlyFans.
Read more: [https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/george-santos-doj-ethics-committee-1234880782/](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/george-santos-doj-ethics-committee-1234880782/)
You gotta be shitting me, this notepad is that fucking dumb?
How is this person still in office?
You misunderstand.. he didn’t use it to pay for OnlyFans.. that’s ludicrous! he used it to pay for only fans.. like, window, maybe?
this is like the most republican headline ever lol
​
party of clowns and charlatans
You wouldn’t dare write a fictional character this ridiculous
I heard he invented Onlyfans. He just doesn’t run it because he didn’t want the hassle
George Santos No Fans.
Probably the most ethical thing he’s done.
Rarely do I verbally respond to a headline walking down the hall at work, but this did it.
Jesus Christ.
Republicons, you really need to get your act together.
This is who the GOP defends. They’ll act all surprised, but they knew all this shit the whole time.
Mike Johnson should really have a porn alert for every GOP member of congress.
I’m still wondering why republicans are so obsessed with everything having to do with the male sex. Both biologically and sexually.
I triple down on my statement that if he didnt run for congress, he would just be scamming grandmothers for fake gift cards and money wires.
George Santos said on his official campaign website that his mom was killed on 9/11, when in fact she wasn’t even in the country and died over a decade later. OF COURSE the shit that comes out about this god-tier asshole is going to be worse than we possibly imagined.
Sounds like somebody needs “covenant eyes”
His own or
Mike Johnson: Votes to keep Santos in power.
Mike Johnson: Porn is evil and must be destroyed.
I’m sensing a “rules for thee but not for me.”
>“If there was a single ounce of ETHICS in the ‘Ethics committee’, they would have not released this biased report,” he wrote, adding that he “will … NOT be seeking re-election for a second term in 2024 as my family deserves better than to be under the gun from the press all the time.”
How does this asshole say things like this with a straight face?
He gets paid more than triple what I do, and I at least have the courtesy to use my own money for OF. What a loser.
There’s those good Christian values the party represents!
If only he had an accountability partner like Mike Johnson and his son!
This is the most selfish shit ever. Those poor people over at The Onion work day and night to feed their families. Now look at the position the Repubs have put them in.
Am I the only one hoping they find out what OnlyFans he paid for?
Imaging being a member of the Republican Party and not wanting to vote out your fellow Republican but then finding out he used campaign funds for gay porn.