I am a slut for ketchup. Literally every meal I consume must have ketchup and people are frequently disgusted by the amount of ketchup I use, here is the definitive ketchup rankings;
Chef, the best ketchup available. Actually has a deep flavour that is great for proper chipper food. People with weak palates will say it tastes like vinegar, these people are wrong and the same type of people who like their steak well done.
Heinz; the best all rounder but lacking in almost every area of flavour. Far too much sugar, more suited to American style burgers. Would only use this if nothing else was available
Candee; absolute shite. Is basically a sugar/vinegar syrup concoction that is only used because it’s so cheap. Should not be used for anything and I will actively avoid any deli’s or chippers that use it.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, if you disagree with me don’t even bother to reply because you are w r o n g
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survey/battle not quiz
Some quare spelling of “Connacht” in that survey
I am a slut for ketchup. Literally every meal I consume must have ketchup and people are frequently disgusted by the amount of ketchup I use, here is the definitive ketchup rankings;
Chef, the best ketchup available. Actually has a deep flavour that is great for proper chipper food. People with weak palates will say it tastes like vinegar, these people are wrong and the same type of people who like their steak well done.
Heinz; the best all rounder but lacking in almost every area of flavour. Far too much sugar, more suited to American style burgers. Would only use this if nothing else was available
Candee; absolute shite. Is basically a sugar/vinegar syrup concoction that is only used because it’s so cheap. Should not be used for anything and I will actively avoid any deli’s or chippers that use it.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, if you disagree with me don’t even bother to reply because you are w r o n g
[I’m in way over my head](https://i.imgur.com/tLmHIhC.gif)
“What provinceare you from?”
Maybe what province do you live in would be better
Oh my God.. I absolutely HATE ketchup but love quizzes… I’m absolutely torn