Russian State Duma deputy Valery Seleznyov proposed to release women convicted on non-serious articles to conceive a child. And if they manage to give birth, Seleznyov suggests canceling the rest of their sentence. Thus, in his opinion, it is possible to solve the problem of high mortality…

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  1. Russian State Duma deputy Valery Seleznyov proposed to release women convicted on non-serious articles to conceive a child.
    And if they manage to give birth, Seleznyov suggests canceling the rest of their sentence. Thus, in his opinion, it is possible to solve the problem of high mortality and low birth rate in the Russian Federation

    **I don’t even know what to say… a whole new level of prostitution maybe??**

  2. Let me guess, then the children will go to patriotic boarding schools?

    Modern Russia not so much a totalitarian country as a parody on totalitarian countries from anti-utopian books.

  3. As long as they won’t be upset if the whole country gets yo momma jokes for a generation or two…

  4. If they think this is going to fix their demographic nuke, then i have several bridges to sell as prime real estate.

  6. The thinking here is beyond belief, also are they intending this war and consequent loss of life, is going to go on until those babies are old enough to conscript? That would be, I guess, 18 years and nine months after conception……

  7. And they should install them in special house were Duma deputy or minister can go for conceiving good Russian.

    And call them Lebensborn

  8. I propose Valery Seleznyov to be windowed, this will help solve the problem of too much brainwashed nonsense spreading around.

  9. So he wants to replicate criminal DNA in a troubled and unstable environment. Normally that would be a dramatic downturn for a country, but we must remember that this is Russia–a country with alcohol rehab centres for minors. If they did it I’ll bet no one would notice.

  11. You have to laugh. This is another typical Russian ‘solution’, in the same vein as kidnapping tens of thousands of young Ukrainian children and ‘Russifying’ them, or solving the terrible morale problems in their army by beating the hell out of their soldiers!

    Do they not stop to think that Russia’s huge population drain might be something to do with the fact that Russia is an increasingly bleak mafia state where no one wants to live? Rather than trying to make Russia a more attractive place to live, the solution is obvious – legislate for child -beaning conscription! The Russki Mir…

  12. The next step is to conclude that all women are guilty of something and must be sent to jail.

  13. That man with a little mustache would be so proud of you!!

  14. Ah, the Patriotic Baby Making Brigade. We should make one of those too.

    /s

  17. Or they could just stop sending their soldiers to die further…?

  19. So you make prisoners make children? This is how you get Night Lords space Marines people!

  21. Imagine the shitstorm if a first world country made that decision.

  22. Why not just impregnate them on incarceration. Have them raise the child while serving their sentence. Russian children get used to living in jail since that’s where they would end up as adults anyway?

  23. So we’re at the “jailing women until they agree to breed for the state” step.

    Neat.

  25. Woo, a bit of a spin, but the same idea, as the american repubicanzz have – take away womens’ rights, and Make America Gravid Again.

  26. In Russia, if you’re not part of the elite you’re just a piece of meat.

    …and no, I didn’t set out with the intention to make that rhyme!

  27. Really? So, Russia has turned itself into the geopolitical equivalent of Rumpelstiltskin, who will spin your imprisonment into a golden freedom in exchange for your firstborn child.

  28. How do you fix high mortality by giving birth to more humans?

  29. The ruskies really are fucking thick as shit. To keep following/believing the shit the Kraplin spouts daily must be very wearing and yet comrade thicko keeps loving it.

    The gene pool is so shallow there its not even damp…

  30. russia makes fictional species from star trek seem tame in comparison
    –

    “jem hadar are bred in birthing chambers. we are able to fight within 3 days of our emergence”
    and the classic line:

    “we dont eat, the potato juice is all we need”

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