Well I’ve not seen one of these before. A Coutts bank card. Left at my local coffee shop.
Just look at the criteria required for being able to open an account with them.
Before anyone says anything, yes, I handed it in.
by stuntedmonk
Well I’ve not seen one of these before. A Coutts bank card. Left at my local coffee shop.
Just look at the criteria required for being able to open an account with them.
Before anyone says anything, yes, I handed it in.
by stuntedmonk
11 comments
Baller could have just bought the coffee shop instead of buying a coffee
Buy yourself a pat on the back for resisting the urge to screw up your life.
Im glad you aren’t like the idiot that bought himself a new sofa with my card.. he had it delivered to his house.
Someone called Nigel lost one, it could be his.
With some banks can’t you use your own picture on your card? Couldn’t this be a regular bank and someone’s just used this pic to fuck with everyone?
I reckon this could be a convoluted pick-up attempt. “Oh, did I leave my *Coutts* card here? How terribly forgetful of me! Say, how about I take you out to dinner to say thanks?”
Could even be a “lost” card so it won’t work if someone tries it.
Firstly, I know you did hand it in and did the right thing, but to anyone who finds these, for the love of all god, do not steal from the Rich.
Rich people are coming for more than a pound of flesh if you do. Coutts entire deal is that they are there to help rich people with anything involving their money, this absolutely will include coming for “the pleb who bought a tv with my card as hard as is possible”.
Natwest aren’t going to war over someone taking £1000 from your current account, Coutts are going to do everything possible to make sure that their £3m plus saver is kept very happy, including having you found, charged and in court.
That’s gaudy as fuck for a card from a private respectable bank isn’t it. Though apparently “winner of the best product design” at the 2023 card and payment awards. What a riveting affair that sounds..
Congrats you can afford to heat your house for one month (1).
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I bet you’ve already bought a violin, a Ted Baker suit, and a bass guitar once played by Sir Paul McCartney from the Hard Rock Cafe.
Good lad for handing it in, no idea who owns that card, could be a very charitable person!
Had a black coutts card get declined in my shop. The owner rang, said it’s Mr X, get it sorted.
Tried the card again, went through no problem.
It was less than £20 😆