Just another Tuesday when a corrupt revanchist Chekist dictator with a history of state-sponsored wet-work rolls into your country and tries to make himself at home and you cordially invite him to go have intimate relations with himself and he spends the next year and a half trying to have you murdered.
Which of hasn’t had that experience.
When you need to go back to the spotlight
They must be pretty crappy if that is all he noticed
Just counting the ones Ukraine is aware of most likely.
Five or six, he doesn’t remember exactly. No big deal, just another day in the office
Five or six, maybe ten. Perhaps a hundred with Zelensky killing the assassins with his bare hands.
B.S.Putin wants him to stay as president.
Sure thing…
Bad timing to give a statement like this.Now, They can take care of him and blame it on Russia.
I highly doubt it. C’mon, if Russia wanted him dead they would’ve bombed his location. Let’s not be children.
He is so girl boss slay queen daddy
*”Five or six, can’t remember, after the first one it becomes a routine.*
*Another assasination attempt? Must be Tuesday already….*
*They want to blow up the building? So tedious, i’m just in the middle of anti-corruption policy. Can they give me like 20 minutes so i can finish this page?”*
It’s really hard to imagine what it must be like to be the leader of a country being invaded and at having a giant target painted on your back. After a while i think you either accept the situation as your new routine or just crumble under the stress and give up.
Round of applause for the SBU (the security service of Ukraine) for doing their job (not sarcasm).
To be honest this isn’t surprising heads of state have security forces for this exact reason and most assassination attempts go unreported bc in normal circumstances it makes the head look bad. Five or six is actually far fewer than I expected, Russia seems to have lost its edge.
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Oh, yeah… Zelensky… I remember that guy…
Just another Tuesday when a corrupt revanchist Chekist dictator with a history of state-sponsored wet-work rolls into your country and tries to make himself at home and you cordially invite him to go have intimate relations with himself and he spends the next year and a half trying to have you murdered.
Which of hasn’t had that experience.
When you need to go back to the spotlight
They must be pretty crappy if that is all he noticed
Just counting the ones Ukraine is aware of most likely.
Five or six, he doesn’t remember exactly. No big deal, just another day in the office
Five or six, maybe ten. Perhaps a hundred with Zelensky killing the assassins with his bare hands.
B.S.Putin wants him to stay as president.
Sure thing…
Bad timing to give a statement like this.Now, They can take care of him and blame it on Russia.
I highly doubt it. C’mon, if Russia wanted him dead they would’ve bombed his location. Let’s not be children.
He is so girl boss slay queen daddy
*”Five or six, can’t remember, after the first one it becomes a routine.*
*Another assasination attempt? Must be Tuesday already….*
*They want to blow up the building? So tedious, i’m just in the middle of anti-corruption policy. Can they give me like 20 minutes so i can finish this page?”*
It’s really hard to imagine what it must be like to be the leader of a country being invaded and at having a giant target painted on your back. After a while i think you either accept the situation as your new routine or just crumble under the stress and give up.
Round of applause for the SBU (the security service of Ukraine) for doing their job (not sarcasm).
To be honest this isn’t surprising heads of state have security forces for this exact reason and most assassination attempts go unreported bc in normal circumstances it makes the head look bad. Five or six is actually far fewer than I expected, Russia seems to have lost its edge.