I would like to nominate my colleagues £11 Sam Smiths vegetarian Caesar salad as a contender for saddest lunch of the week.

11 comments

1. £11 for half a lettuce and the dust from the bottom of box of croutons.

2. Call the police

3. Lettuce have a refund

4. You could have taken a picture before they had eaten most of it.

5. Hope he used an analogue film camera to take this photo or else Humphrey Smith will be chasing him down for daring to use technology in one of his pubs

6. How to turn £1.99 into £11.

   Step 1: Set up your pub next door to Tesco.

7. I think Sam Smith should stick to singing.

8. Obviously that includes buying the plate?

9. It’s not a ceasar salad without ceasar dressing. It’s just decorated lettuce.

   Those little cum shots don’t count.

10. ‘A dismantled iceberg lettuce does not a salad make’

    Confucius (probably)

11. Sam Smiths. How did you take this photo without being banned?