
I know that the “poop knife” is a thing in some households. However, I didn’t know they were *commercially available* ! Found in a toilet at a pie shop. Note the scabbard in the background.
Needless to say, hands were scrubbed within an inch of their life after this photo was taken.
Anyone else come across this before?!
by modog11
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Jobbie Slicers will be in very pie shop soon enough.
Where the hell is that!
Genuine shitpost…
At first I thought it was, like, cocktail toothpick size because, well, I don’t know why. Then I see your arm is fully extended and its more like a spatula with its own winter car-brush sized holder. And then it registered in my head that it’s there to share because some people are in that much need.
I’m gonna stop bitchin about my own life for a sec. I’m doing great.
Someone read [The Poop Knife Story](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/) and made a product, that’s hilarious.
knife with bonus poison damage
No way, I always thought it was just a myth- please let it remain so.
More water, roughage and fiber in one’s diet makes these things unnecessary. Coke-can sized shits which resemble King Kong’s middle finger aren’t a sign of a healthy gut.
Melee weapon.
I was needing to stop eating pies anyway.
It’s like some shitey Sweeney Todd shenanigans
Jobby jabber