A Satanic Abortion Clinic Named After The Mother Of Supreme Court Justice Alito Is Open in New Mexico

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  2. It’s literally called *Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic*.

    Fucking brilliant.

  3. >”In 1950, Samuel Alito’s mother did not have options, and look what happened,” said Malcolm Jarry, the cofounder of TST, in announcing the clinic.

    Lmao

  4. I just laughed so hard, I spit up my chalice of virgin blood.

  5. Man, I don’t want to live there again but I do love me some NM.

  8. This is so *scrumptious*! I love the after-school curriculum they provide too. Sometimes you just have to offend the shit out of people with reason & logic & basic human rights…

  9. Satanist Temple – Most based and progressive religion in the world.

  18. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making his followers decent people and…wait…they keep being good people doing good things!
    Satanists have become the true heroes, Christian’s have become the murdering lunatics…it’s all backwards.
    Up is down and down is up!

    Or were Christians never the good guys to begin with

    (Don’t try to educate me, my mommy told me I’d go to heaven if I swallowed the priests nono juice)

  24. Would just like to note that “Satan” is a supernatural entity within Christianity’s cosmology. As a fallen angel who refused to acknowledge the Son of God, satan-worship is an offshoot of Christianity. Wish more people – whether serious or joking – over satan worship understood this.

  26. The oligarchs are so desperate for women to create more workers to exploit via childbirth that they bought the Supreme Court, which led to our nation having to make memes out of healthcare in protest and to save lives.

  27. I was expecting “The Rose Alito Abortion Clinic” but I prefer the way they did it.

  29. Huh. Well, there’s a headline I never thought I’d read.

  38. It quotes this section of Alito’s leaked draft of the overturn of Roe, and his ‘legal reasoning’ is such bs:

    > “Roe was egregiously wrong from the start,” Alito wrote. “Its reasoning was exceptionally weak, and the decision has had damaging consequences,” Alito, Jr. wrote. “And far from bringing about a national settlement of the abortion issue, Roe and Casey have enflamed debate and deepened division.”

    What reasoning? How was it weak? What are these ‘damaging consequences’? I think HIS reasoning is exceptionally weak, and the decision has had damaging consequences. These republikkklans are just masters of projection.

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