I like my signs factual. Not amusing nor motivational but maybe I’m just a grump who lacks a sense of humour.
“unsupervised children will be given a double espresso and a kitten”
There’s one by me that has a picture of David Bowie in Labyrinth that says “Unattended children will be given to the Goblin King”! 😄
In a music store “Unattended children will be given a recorder”
Pretty uninspiring ales coming soon.
“Unattended children will be sold to the circus” outside my local reptile pet shop
Unruly children will be given a redbull and taught swear words.
South London pub a decade or so ago: “We believe that children are the future, and will be welcome here, in the future, when they’re adults”.
I’m mostly upset by Courage Best at £4.70 a pint. When I started drinking it was 11p and still overpriced.
Fantastic sign!
Brought up on Bass in the early 70’s…. then one of the two great union system brews from Burton-on-Trent.
But the price!!! Must be an hotel or club.
Just gone up to £2.60 a pint here in High Peak!
Nice to see Bass as a pint.
Wouldn’t worry. It’s coming soon.
“Unsupervised children will be given Red Bull and Haribo” at a seaside bistro bar near me.
In the Dinosaur section at West Midlands Safari Park, there’s Signage that says ‘Children must be supervised. Children left unattended will be fed to the dinosaurs’
Made me laugh 😂
In a games shop: unattended children will be taught to play Magic the Gathering
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I like my signs factual. Not amusing nor motivational but maybe I’m just a grump who lacks a sense of humour.
“unsupervised children will be given a double espresso and a kitten”
There’s one by me that has a picture of David Bowie in Labyrinth that says “Unattended children will be given to the Goblin King”! 😄
In a music store “Unattended children will be given a recorder”
Pretty uninspiring ales coming soon.
“Unattended children will be sold to the circus” outside my local reptile pet shop
Unruly children will be given a redbull and taught swear words.
South London pub a decade or so ago: “We believe that children are the future, and will be welcome here, in the future, when they’re adults”.
I’m mostly upset by Courage Best at £4.70 a pint. When I started drinking it was 11p and still overpriced.
Fantastic sign!
Brought up on Bass in the early 70’s…. then one of the two great union system brews from Burton-on-Trent.
But the price!!! Must be an hotel or club.
Just gone up to £2.60 a pint here in High Peak!
Nice to see Bass as a pint.
Wouldn’t worry. It’s coming soon.
“Unsupervised children will be given Red Bull and Haribo” at a seaside bistro bar near me.
In the Dinosaur section at West Midlands Safari Park, there’s Signage that says ‘Children must be supervised. Children left unattended will be fed to the dinosaurs’
Made me laugh 😂
In a games shop: unattended children will be taught to play Magic the Gathering