Come up with the worst excuse you can as to why they couldn’t put the dog poo in the bin.

by tealeafxo

30 comments
  1. The tried to chuck the poo in the bin, missed, and couldn’t be arsed to pick it up.

  2. They’re scared of putting their hand in holes after being frightened as a kid by their big brother telling them tall tales

  3. “I am so sorry. What a day! I lost my phone and it had your number and also the restaurant, and I didn’t know… I cycled back this way cos I thought your place is somewhere near here. So what do you think? A bit late or…?”

    Worst excuse I’ve ever heard anyway

  4. At first, I only saw the orange bag hanging from the stick and assumed this was some sort of rage baiting by the culprit.

    Then I spotted the black bag on the floor. Maybe, just maybe, this person/people weren’t sure if this was a bin for dog waste as well as litter. So they opted to leave the bags by the bin where the council will see them.
    Or maybe, they are complete asshats.

  5. “Gives the council workers something to do. I’m actually stimulating the economy by giving them a paid job to do. If anything, I should litter more for their sake”

  6. They had already walked past the proper bin for dog poo and couldn’t be bothered to go back.

  7. Happens at the bins round here too.

    My best guess is that they lob the bag hoping for it to go in and when it doesn’t they CBA to fix it. Absolute muppets.

  8. The bin is for East Harts Council, not dog poo.

    Although I’m not sure how you’re supposed to fit the council in that.

  9. The orange bag of shit is just there to keep the black bag of shit company for those warm winter nights.

  10. I was walking across some fields recently and a guy had his German shepherd off the leash behind him. Dog stopped in the field for a shit.
    I kindly pointed out to the chap that his dog had done a crap in the field, to be told “it’ll be alright there”. So, the fact this is in a bag is at least some positive, I think, maybe, perhaps, well no.

  11. Sometimes when the bins are being emptied poo bags drop out on to the floor and the person emptying the bins doesnt pick the bags up.

  12. They were a T Rex so their arms weren’t long enough to reach the poo.

  13. Poo is a natural product it needs to be close to the earth.

  14. Someone told them to put the shit in the bin, so they got in there themselves. Wasn’t any space left for the dog shit.

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