Shoelaces. Riiiiight. Sounds exactly like something someone _POSSESSED BY SPIDERS WOULD SAY!_
Yeah…I would have totally crapped myself if I’d seen that in poor lighting!
I’d check under your quilt
Light something heavy on fire and throw it at it. Just to be sure.
Light them on fire just to be sure. Take no chances.
Fucking hell that’s given me conniptions just from the photo. I bet your arse nearly gave way.
😶
Aaaarrrgggh 🙀
Everyone seeing this has the sudden urge to look behind them now.
My body had the immediate “NOPE” reaction and scrolled past this before my brain could figure out what was happening. Brain then thought “let’s go back and see which subreddit that was so we can leave it”. Then we (my brain, my body and me) all caught up together and now we’re having a lovely time.
The biggest issue for me would be cleaning up the shit that I just blew out.
what’s worse is if u look back a minute later and someone’s moved the shoelaces and u think there’s a humongous spider in your room hahahah
Fuck id of full on cacked my pants. Code brown.
I guess it’s better you realised before committing to the nuclear option and burning everything to the ground
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No bugs in my house….the scorpions eat them.
Shoelaces. Riiiiight. Sounds exactly like something someone _POSSESSED BY SPIDERS WOULD SAY!_
Yeah…I would have totally crapped myself if I’d seen that in poor lighting!
I’d check under your quilt
Light something heavy on fire and throw it at it. Just to be sure.
Light them on fire just to be sure. Take no chances.
Fucking hell that’s given me conniptions just from the photo. I bet your arse nearly gave way.
😶
Aaaarrrgggh 🙀
Everyone seeing this has the sudden urge to look behind them now.
My body had the immediate “NOPE” reaction and scrolled past this before my brain could figure out what was happening. Brain then thought “let’s go back and see which subreddit that was so we can leave it”. Then we (my brain, my body and me) all caught up together and now we’re having a lovely time.
The biggest issue for me would be cleaning up the shit that I just blew out.
what’s worse is if u look back a minute later and someone’s moved the shoelaces and u think there’s a humongous spider in your room hahahah
Fuck id of full on cacked my pants. Code brown.
I guess it’s better you realised before committing to the nuclear option and burning everything to the ground