*Welcome to the city of Haarlem, home to the country’s most overly extensive metro transit network for a mid-sized city that already has a perfectly suitable bus network. The Haarlem Metro: so underground that you’ve probably never heard of it.*
*For the convenience of the international visitor, this map has been translated into English with the highest degree of literal accuracy, ensuring that no confusion will arise whatsoever when finding your way around the City of Mosquitos. Now you too can explore this beautiful city without being put on the wrong leg or feeling like you have been sent from the cupboard to the wall.*
*Take a smooth ride from the northwestern city of Eyemouth all the way to the picturesque town of Homestead in the south, or skip the busy city centre during the weekends by hopping on at Bitch Park and getting off at the Summer Quay. Traverse the Cannamere Dunes while pondering the natural beauty going over your head, or leave for an adventurous detour all the way to the historical streets of Hillygum.*
*The unique Haarlem Metro Transit Network is available both to the weary commuter seeking an easy and accessible method to get from Ampants to Birdsong, and to those audacious pioneers looking for the road less travelled. Pay no heed to the pretentious voices in Amsterdam saying ‘why would you even want to go there’, ‘what does a town this size need a metro for’ or ‘excuse me, I’m trying to get to work, stop harassing me with random questions about Haarlem’. The Haarlem Metro is truly something you have to see in order to believe.*
Awesome! Is er ook een hogere res versie?
Spanish Fart had ook Bitch Park kunnen heten.
You had me at “Eyemouth to Hillygum”.
Dat deed het voor me.
Als geboren en getogen IJmonder ben ik groot voorstander van ‘Eyemouth’. IJmuiden is namelijk toch inwisselbaar met zo’n godvergeten vervallen Engelse kust- en industriestad.
Eyemouth en Hillygum, maar dan “Haarlem” en niet “Harlem”, of Hairlem?
Holyland zn eigen metrostop…. Is wel verdiend 🙂
Hillygum is echt de winnaar hier
De Koediefslaan is zonder apostrof, dus technisch gezien is het denk ik Cowthief Slap(ping).
Sandy Fart?! What the…?
Super vet nu nog de regio Oss Den Bosch
Ik vind eigenlijk dat elk huisnummer z’n eigen stop verdiend.
Haha! “Main village” had ik niet verwacht. Mooi gemaakt!
Uitblinker is voor mij toch wel ‘French Neck Museum’ 😂
Dune and fart 🤣🤣
Maar eh motorhome lane, zou trailer park lane of trailer trash lane niet beter passen?
Heb ‘m naar mijn ouders gestuurd die allebei uit Haarlem komen, ze vonden ‘m echt leuk!
Sleepy dyke lol, best not to put your finger in one of them
Bitch Park! Goud!
Heel cool! Zojuist besteld. Gaaf gedaan.
Sticky House. 😀
I’d like to see one for Zaandam except, all our streets are named after people, I think.
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*Welcome to the city of Haarlem, home to the country’s most overly extensive metro transit network for a mid-sized city that already has a perfectly suitable bus network. The Haarlem Metro: so underground that you’ve probably never heard of it.*
*For the convenience of the international visitor, this map has been translated into English with the highest degree of literal accuracy, ensuring that no confusion will arise whatsoever when finding your way around the City of Mosquitos. Now you too can explore this beautiful city without being put on the wrong leg or feeling like you have been sent from the cupboard to the wall.*
*Take a smooth ride from the northwestern city of Eyemouth all the way to the picturesque town of Homestead in the south, or skip the busy city centre during the weekends by hopping on at Bitch Park and getting off at the Summer Quay. Traverse the Cannamere Dunes while pondering the natural beauty going over your head, or leave for an adventurous detour all the way to the historical streets of Hillygum.*
*The unique Haarlem Metro Transit Network is available both to the weary commuter seeking an easy and accessible method to get from Ampants to Birdsong, and to those audacious pioneers looking for the road less travelled. Pay no heed to the pretentious voices in Amsterdam saying ‘why would you even want to go there’, ‘what does a town this size need a metro for’ or ‘excuse me, I’m trying to get to work, stop harassing me with random questions about Haarlem’. The Haarlem Metro is truly something you have to see in order to believe.*
Awesome! Is er ook een hogere res versie?
Spanish Fart had ook Bitch Park kunnen heten.
You had me at “Eyemouth to Hillygum”.
Dat deed het voor me.
Als geboren en getogen IJmonder ben ik groot voorstander van ‘Eyemouth’. IJmuiden is namelijk toch inwisselbaar met zo’n godvergeten vervallen Engelse kust- en industriestad.
Eyemouth en Hillygum, maar dan “Haarlem” en niet “Harlem”, of Hairlem?
Holyland zn eigen metrostop…. Is wel verdiend 🙂
Hillygum is echt de winnaar hier
De Koediefslaan is zonder apostrof, dus technisch gezien is het denk ik Cowthief Slap(ping).
Sandy Fart?! What the…?
Super vet nu nog de regio Oss Den Bosch
Ik vind eigenlijk dat elk huisnummer z’n eigen stop verdiend.
Haha! “Main village” had ik niet verwacht. Mooi gemaakt!
Uitblinker is voor mij toch wel ‘French Neck Museum’ 😂
Dune and fart 🤣🤣
Maar eh motorhome lane, zou trailer park lane of trailer trash lane niet beter passen?
Heb ‘m naar mijn ouders gestuurd die allebei uit Haarlem komen, ze vonden ‘m echt leuk!
Sleepy dyke lol, best not to put your finger in one of them
Bitch Park! Goud!
Heel cool! Zojuist besteld. Gaaf gedaan.
Sticky House. 😀
I’d like to see one for Zaandam except, all our streets are named after people, I think.
Heel gaaf gemaakt! Heb ‘m besteld!
Falsepants born and raised
Waar is halfway swanvillage?