Eh, it’s happened to all of us one time or another. You know, you’re on TV as a professional reporter and before you know it you’ve accidentally announced the death of the pontiff on Christmas Day. Easily done.
It’s only ITV News. No one sensible takes them seriously.
I am a atheist but a little bit of me thinks the insane last few years is down to the old pope still knocking around minding his own.
Thank god it wasn’t a channel people who watch the news actually use
I guess he’ll have to change his name to jesus and become the new messiah.
World tour on its way.
Imagine being the Pope watching ITV has announced your death…
Reporter: The Pope has sadly passed away
Pope: shit the bed, Steve come quick, they’re saying I’m dead!!
Steve: Your holiness, you are very much alive I assure you.
Pope: …but it was ON the news Steve, are you calling me a liar?
Steve: not at all you’re holiness I will start making preparations for your passing.
Pope: It is a day of morning for us all, I am so terribly sad I have passed away without knowing.
Steve…yes …your Holiness.
Is it true that they check the pope’s testicles in a special chair as part of the ceremony post pope Joan? Or did I dream it after a particularly late cheesefest?
He could have laid low for few day to make it seem real and rise again like jesus
I think I saw this, she said something like “with the death of.. oh sorry about that” and carries on, she was talking about the pope just before
I caught this live, gave me a good chuckle. It was her “ah shit didn’t mean to say that” reaction.
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Eh, it’s happened to all of us one time or another. You know, you’re on TV as a professional reporter and before you know it you’ve accidentally announced the death of the pontiff on Christmas Day. Easily done.
It’s only ITV News. No one sensible takes them seriously.
I am a atheist but a little bit of me thinks the insane last few years is down to the old pope still knocking around minding his own.
Thank god it wasn’t a channel people who watch the news actually use
I guess he’ll have to change his name to jesus and become the new messiah.
World tour on its way.
Imagine being the Pope watching ITV has announced your death…
Reporter: The Pope has sadly passed away
Pope: shit the bed, Steve come quick, they’re saying I’m dead!!
Steve: Your holiness, you are very much alive I assure you.
Pope: …but it was ON the news Steve, are you calling me a liar?
Steve: not at all you’re holiness I will start making preparations for your passing.
Pope: It is a day of morning for us all, I am so terribly sad I have passed away without knowing.
Steve…yes …your Holiness.
Is it true that they check the pope’s testicles in a special chair as part of the ceremony post pope Joan? Or did I dream it after a particularly late cheesefest?
He could have laid low for few day to make it seem real and rise again like jesus
I think I saw this, she said something like “with the death of.. oh sorry about that” and carries on, she was talking about the pope just before
I caught this live, gave me a good chuckle. It was her “ah shit didn’t mean to say that” reaction.