Because you’re the one with the biggest tænder and the grimmest tøj.
Hvorfor joker Svenskere ikke om sig selv? Klart bedste emne
Halv svensker her.
Vi opfandt Kalles Kaviar. Det alene burde være grund nok.
Oh, we don’t joke about the Swedes. We mean, what we say about them.
Haha italienerne joker mest om sig selv. Det er dælme sjovt!
Stakkars Russland fikk nesten til det Svenske flagget.
Er da lidt skuffet over at svenskerne ikke gør mere grin med os.
Because….. I it’s like siblings
Denmark and Sweden used to fight a lot of wars about who should control the north. Now instead of waging war we make bad jokes and send memes to each other.
Norway was under the danish crown for most of the time, so they also fought Sweden until the Napolonic wars, were Sweden was given Norway, because they supported England in the war. Instead of giving Norway to Sweden, Denmark gave them their independence. So Sweden declared war on the newly independent Norway and forced them into an Union for a hundred years. When Norway was finally given their independence again, they got a danish king as a fuck you to Sweden and it kind of rolled from there.
Finland was a Swedish colony for hundreds of years and because of their geographic position it is the nordic country they have the most contact with by far.
My guess would be thay Denmark and Finland jokes about Sweden becuase they have been the main rival for some hundreds of years.
Would have thought thay Norway would joke about Denmark tho
Because Sverige dårlig!
Vi gillar att klaga på vårt eget land, men skämta kan vi inte!
I Hviderusland joker man ikke… That makes sense.
Italy – Italy
Well, that makes me like them more
Har virkelig svært ved at tro på det her kort. Jeg ved at Svenskerne joker MEGET om Danskere, og at Englænderne joker rigtig meget om Franskmændene – og har stort set aldrig hørt en joke om Irland.
Isn’t it because both Finland and Norway have been under Swedish rule, Finland for 700 years and Norway for roughly 100 years, whilst Denmark and Sweden have a history of feuds between each other?
Hvad fanden har Scotland gjort Ungarn?
Because Sweden was the strongest Nordic country when we stopped fighting each other so we are still sour grapes.
Fordi fuck Sverige
Jeg bliver mest nysgerrig efter at vide, hvilken beef Ungarn har med Skotland.
Look at how Germany is surrounded by jokes directed at her; it’s the same with Sweden.
People gonna be jelly on big brother!
Hviderussere har åbenbart ikke humor.
Buuuh ned med Island! De har dårlig humor. Det er sikkert bare svensker jokes hvor de bytter svensker ud med dansker 😠
They are that annoying friend who forgets to return your things. Like Skåne, Halland or Blekinge to Denmark, Bohuslän or Jämtland to Norway, or Finland’s virginity.
why? *Gestures vaguely around all of Sweden*
Nu er jeg pludseligt interesseret i at høre en islandsk dansker-joke
Edit: jeg skulle vidst have fuldt bedre med i geografi timen…
För att vi tronar på minnen från fornstora dar
r/mapswithfuckedupwestcoastofscotland
Edit: Up yours Hungary!
Giv os Skåne tilbage, så kan vi snakke om tilgivelse
Keep denmark clean. Follow a swedish Guy to the Ferry!
The year is 1700 – The swedes decide to continue being buttholes towards almost all of northern europe.
Yeah! Hasn’t Sweden been ganging up just fine without us?
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Because you’re the one with the biggest tænder and the grimmest tøj.
Hvorfor joker Svenskere ikke om sig selv? Klart bedste emne
Halv svensker her.
Vi opfandt Kalles Kaviar. Det alene burde være grund nok.
Oh, we don’t joke about the Swedes. We mean, what we say about them.
Haha italienerne joker mest om sig selv. Det er dælme sjovt!
Stakkars Russland fikk nesten til det Svenske flagget.
Er da lidt skuffet over at svenskerne ikke gør mere grin med os.
Because….. I it’s like siblings
Denmark and Sweden used to fight a lot of wars about who should control the north. Now instead of waging war we make bad jokes and send memes to each other.
Norway was under the danish crown for most of the time, so they also fought Sweden until the Napolonic wars, were Sweden was given Norway, because they supported England in the war. Instead of giving Norway to Sweden, Denmark gave them their independence. So Sweden declared war on the newly independent Norway and forced them into an Union for a hundred years. When Norway was finally given their independence again, they got a danish king as a fuck you to Sweden and it kind of rolled from there.
Finland was a Swedish colony for hundreds of years and because of their geographic position it is the nordic country they have the most contact with by far.
My guess would be thay Denmark and Finland jokes about Sweden becuase they have been the main rival for some hundreds of years.
Would have thought thay Norway would joke about Denmark tho
Because Sverige dårlig!
Vi gillar att klaga på vårt eget land, men skämta kan vi inte!
I Hviderusland joker man ikke… That makes sense.
Italy – Italy
Well, that makes me like them more
Har virkelig svært ved at tro på det her kort. Jeg ved at Svenskerne joker MEGET om Danskere, og at Englænderne joker rigtig meget om Franskmændene – og har stort set aldrig hørt en joke om Irland.
Isn’t it because both Finland and Norway have been under Swedish rule, Finland for 700 years and Norway for roughly 100 years, whilst Denmark and Sweden have a history of feuds between each other?
Hvad fanden har Scotland gjort Ungarn?
Because Sweden was the strongest Nordic country when we stopped fighting each other so we are still sour grapes.
Fordi fuck Sverige
Jeg bliver mest nysgerrig efter at vide, hvilken beef Ungarn har med Skotland.
Look at how Germany is surrounded by jokes directed at her; it’s the same with Sweden.
People gonna be jelly on big brother!
Hviderussere har åbenbart ikke humor.
Buuuh ned med Island! De har dårlig humor. Det er sikkert bare svensker jokes hvor de bytter svensker ud med dansker 😠
They are that annoying friend who forgets to return your things. Like Skåne, Halland or Blekinge to Denmark, Bohuslän or Jämtland to Norway, or Finland’s virginity.
why? *Gestures vaguely around all of Sweden*
Nu er jeg pludseligt interesseret i at høre en islandsk dansker-joke
Edit: jeg skulle vidst have fuldt bedre med i geografi timen…
För att vi tronar på minnen från fornstora dar
r/mapswithfuckedupwestcoastofscotland
Edit: Up yours Hungary!
Giv os Skåne tilbage, så kan vi snakke om tilgivelse
Keep denmark clean. Follow a swedish Guy to the Ferry!
The year is 1700 – The swedes decide to continue being buttholes towards almost all of northern europe.
Yeah! Hasn’t Sweden been ganging up just fine without us?
Island?! Hva fanden?!
Fuck sweden