Russian marine in occupied Crimea wanted to film the waves and the destroyed defences in port of Sevastopol but ended up hitting his head on concrete

32 comments

1. And now he’s Sputnik the sailor man!

2. Surf’s up.

3. time to blow up the Kerch Bridge

4. Did hit get the shot? It might have been worth the risk to him. I could see me wanting that pic. And I don’t want it for some post for likes, it’s gonna be the background on my work desktop….if I make it.

5. [And nothing of value was lost](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVXJmfd3cmg)

6. Lols

7. The video ended too soon. Did he get washed out to sea or wrapped around a support structure?

8. The fact that the storm damaged Russian defenses is hilarious, but… HOLY FUCK those waves.

   I’m a serious scuba diver. Let me tell you:

   The scariest thing I’ve ever seen in the ocean—by far—is… **the ocean**.

9. Orcs drowning after the Dam was broken by Ents.

10. They’ll pick him up with the Moskva, I’m sure he’s fine.

11. He got turned into a submarine.

12. Marine eh? Outstanding

13. Was legit trying to keep his feet dry at the start 😂

14. He broke the phone’s screen

15. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

16. Fuck russia

17. As my father said: “Don’t ever turn your back on the sea”

    Oh well, he’s a russian. I hope his head didn’t damage the concrete!

18. Like and up-scaled toilet flushing a turd

19. What are those massive concrete looking things for?

20. When even mother nature hates these fukcs .

21. The sea was angry that day.

22. Probably knock some sense in him. Forgot not too many putins army have any common sense.

23. Rock armour against a retaining wall? That shit must have moved

24. Ukranian Neptune’s doing a great job…

25. Mother nature flushed the bowl.

26. The Benny Hill ending did not disappoint.

27. Video could use a theme song. I wish I had some technical abilities I’d try to overlay a key part of this old gem:

    [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4)

    The Trashmen – Surfin Bird – Bird is the Word 1963

28. This belongs on Kookslams!

29. Is the concrete ok?

30. If only there had been some way of knowing that the waves might reach him…

31. …how it’s going.

32. ROFLMAO !!!!

    Like they said in that Mad Max film – ” Mediocre !”