An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness.
On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.”
The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.”
The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.”
The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.”
This is war baby. What did Putin think?
RuZki can strike & kill everything & everyone without recieving hits themselves.
Even if it takes a day of being down, a day is a long time in politics. But this is Russia, so who knows how much money will be moved around and stolen in the fixing? Next time it breaks it’ll probably be of its own volition.
You know what’s gonna happen? This is an opportunity to bug Russia’s link to China while it’s fixed.
Fuel car caught fire…. the couldn’t be more Russian incompetence again could it?
Derailing in a tunnel sounds like a very long recovery.
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness.
On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.”
The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.”
The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.”
The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.”
This is war baby. What did Putin think?
RuZki can strike & kill everything & everyone without recieving hits themselves.
Even if it takes a day of being down, a day is a long time in politics. But this is Russia, so who knows how much money will be moved around and stolen in the fixing? Next time it breaks it’ll probably be of its own volition.
You know what’s gonna happen? This is an opportunity to bug Russia’s link to China while it’s fixed.
Fuel car caught fire…. the couldn’t be more Russian incompetence again could it?
Derailing in a tunnel sounds like a very long recovery.
Doing a happy dance!