• Prime Minister Rishi Sunak tasked the Home Office with clearing some of the backlog of “legacy” cases – asylum applications made before June 28 2022 – by the end of December.
• Home Office figures published on Thursday showed 17,316 asylum applications were withdrawn in the year to September, more than four times the number for the previous year when there were 4,260.
• Questioning senior officials, Commons Home Affairs Committee member Tim Loughton asked: “Isn’t it strange that conveniently, when faced with a very stiff target, there has been a three-fold increase (in withdrawals) for undetermined reasons, people magically not going forward with their claims, and where are those people?”
• Home Office’s Simon Ridley replied: “In most cases, I don’t know where those people are.” Asked if they had gone home, he said: “I don’t know.”
• Loughton pressed again: “So you have no idea where those 17,316 people are?” To which Ridley replied: “I don’t think we know where all those people are, no.”
Reassuring. I suppose we’ll need Infosys to get awarded a £10b a year contract to fix this.
“We need those asylum backlog numbers down by 17,000 ASAP!”
The numbers they are giving us are bullshit and the people who are supposed to deal with Immigration don’t even know how many people have come here or who they are.
But people are still muslim prisoners in a society castrated by British people.
Bad Muslim people have a wide reputation of cruely doing this to individuals parrallel to English mannerisms in context.
British muslims and thier relatives are doing this to minorities children in reference because they was jealous of peoples lives before destroying it like they jealous of partly causing unnatural disasters in areas of countries theyre deported from. That is thier general attitude thats widely.
This is an odd account. Mass posting in lots of different countries and topics.
I smell a bot.
Normal folk get sacked for being shite at their jobs, why do civil servants get a free pass?
I have dual nationality owing to being born in another country to British parents but my parents moved back with me when I was still a toddler. When I first wanted to travel as an adult, it proved quicker and easier to get a passport from the other country because I held a birth certificate from there.
One day I rocked up at border control at Heathrow Airport with a foreign passport, no ticket to leave the country at a later date, no documented travel plans (I was going to get the train and stay with my parents). The only things I could use to indicate some level of citizenship was to be able to quote my NI number and a British accent. Unsurprisingly, border control weren’t having it. I was held for about 3 hours until they decided I could be telling the truth and stamped a temporary 6 week visa in my passport registered to my parents address and I was told in no uncertain terms to get my British passport sorted out and present it to the immigration service in order to get my temporary visa cancelled else I would face deportation. A bit lax but somewhat expectable.
As soon as I got over the jet lag, I diligently rounded up all my documents, filled out an application form for a passport and even paid extra for the Post Office checking service and had the passport two weeks later. I then contacted the immigration service. They could find no record of me in the “system” and no idea what to do. For two weeks I made follow up calls, sent emails and tried to get the matter resolved to no avail. Alternative numbers and email addresses were given, none of which got me any further. So I gave up. If they came knocking I’d deal with it then. To the best of anyone’s knowledge no immigration official ever visited.
I subsequently worked for the government for a number of years, got my CT security clearance following an “illegal imimigrants are working for the government” scandal and worked in the Department for Transport, Ministry of Justice and Home Office among others. Not once did anyone ever find out that I was both a legal citizen and a registered visa overstayer and therefore an illegal immigrant. I always have a bit of a chuckle when these numbers come out because, presumably, one of them is me. The government is comically bad at administration, process management and records keeping.
There’s a fair few employed at your local hand car wash.
Wouldn’t surprise me if the money they are saying they’ve been paying hotels is actually going directly/indirect into their pockets.
They all became barbers at their Kurdish friends shops who came like them as fake asylum seekers. Cash in hand!
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• Prime Minister Rishi Sunak tasked the Home Office with clearing some of the backlog of “legacy” cases – asylum applications made before June 28 2022 – by the end of December.
• Home Office figures published on Thursday showed 17,316 asylum applications were withdrawn in the year to September, more than four times the number for the previous year when there were 4,260.
• Questioning senior officials, Commons Home Affairs Committee member Tim Loughton asked: “Isn’t it strange that conveniently, when faced with a very stiff target, there has been a three-fold increase (in withdrawals) for undetermined reasons, people magically not going forward with their claims, and where are those people?”
• Home Office’s Simon Ridley replied: “In most cases, I don’t know where those people are.” Asked if they had gone home, he said: “I don’t know.”
• Loughton pressed again: “So you have no idea where those 17,316 people are?” To which Ridley replied: “I don’t think we know where all those people are, no.”
Reassuring. I suppose we’ll need Infosys to get awarded a £10b a year contract to fix this.
“We need those asylum backlog numbers down by 17,000 ASAP!”
[The Home Office when they realise they can just delete the records:](https://media.tenor.com/KsvZ1G5XL1UAAAAC/drake-computer.gif)
We are being lied to…
The numbers they are giving us are bullshit and the people who are supposed to deal with Immigration don’t even know how many people have come here or who they are.
But people are still muslim prisoners in a society castrated by British people.
Bad Muslim people have a wide reputation of cruely doing this to individuals parrallel to English mannerisms in context.
British muslims and thier relatives are doing this to minorities children in reference because they was jealous of peoples lives before destroying it like they jealous of partly causing unnatural disasters in areas of countries theyre deported from. That is thier general attitude thats widely.
This is an odd account. Mass posting in lots of different countries and topics.
I smell a bot.
Normal folk get sacked for being shite at their jobs, why do civil servants get a free pass?
I have dual nationality owing to being born in another country to British parents but my parents moved back with me when I was still a toddler. When I first wanted to travel as an adult, it proved quicker and easier to get a passport from the other country because I held a birth certificate from there.
One day I rocked up at border control at Heathrow Airport with a foreign passport, no ticket to leave the country at a later date, no documented travel plans (I was going to get the train and stay with my parents). The only things I could use to indicate some level of citizenship was to be able to quote my NI number and a British accent. Unsurprisingly, border control weren’t having it. I was held for about 3 hours until they decided I could be telling the truth and stamped a temporary 6 week visa in my passport registered to my parents address and I was told in no uncertain terms to get my British passport sorted out and present it to the immigration service in order to get my temporary visa cancelled else I would face deportation. A bit lax but somewhat expectable.
As soon as I got over the jet lag, I diligently rounded up all my documents, filled out an application form for a passport and even paid extra for the Post Office checking service and had the passport two weeks later. I then contacted the immigration service. They could find no record of me in the “system” and no idea what to do. For two weeks I made follow up calls, sent emails and tried to get the matter resolved to no avail. Alternative numbers and email addresses were given, none of which got me any further. So I gave up. If they came knocking I’d deal with it then. To the best of anyone’s knowledge no immigration official ever visited.
I subsequently worked for the government for a number of years, got my CT security clearance following an “illegal imimigrants are working for the government” scandal and worked in the Department for Transport, Ministry of Justice and Home Office among others. Not once did anyone ever find out that I was both a legal citizen and a registered visa overstayer and therefore an illegal immigrant. I always have a bit of a chuckle when these numbers come out because, presumably, one of them is me. The government is comically bad at administration, process management and records keeping.
There’s a fair few employed at your local hand car wash.
Wouldn’t surprise me if the money they are saying they’ve been paying hotels is actually going directly/indirect into their pockets.
They all became barbers at their Kurdish friends shops who came like them as fake asylum seekers. Cash in hand!