And now Putin just called them enemy-of-the-state and ordered arrested for treason. They’re sushi.
r/nottheonion
Well I hope they head for open sea. But if they return because they’re used to being there, be sure RU will turn that into propaganda about Dolphin loyalty to Mother Moscovia.
not sure how they’re gonna push some dolphins out a window, but if they’re caught russia will find a way
I just hope they are well and don’t play around with sea mines.
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They’re probably on their way to Ukraine to defect.
Honest question here: Is there a special training course for Navy SEAL’s, and other spec ops folks, to counter/defend against dolphins?
The Dolphin empire now has the strongest naval force in the black sea!
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So long and thanks for all the fish!
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And now Putin just called them enemy-of-the-state and ordered arrested for treason. They’re sushi.
r/nottheonion
Well I hope they head for open sea. But if they return because they’re used to being there, be sure RU will turn that into propaganda about Dolphin loyalty to Mother Moscovia.
not sure how they’re gonna push some dolphins out a window, but if they’re caught russia will find a way
I just hope they are well and don’t play around with sea mines.
Free William Williamovich
They’re probably on their way to Ukraine to defect.
Honest question here: Is there a special training course for Navy SEAL’s, and other spec ops folks, to counter/defend against dolphins?
The Dolphin empire now has the strongest naval force in the black sea!