He’s wearing shorts in this weather. So… “village idiot”?
Wearing shorts so got to be a postie
Postman. Can’t get away from the shorts.
Sound engineer
Fluffer?
Porn Star
Gotta be a farmer with those turn ups.
Civil engineer.
Cabbie.
Does he have a black and white cat?
Secretary of State for International Development…?
What sort of pub has disco lights on in the day and nothing on the specials board?
With legs that smooth, drag queen.
Is he the Daily Star’s proofreader?
Your mate looks like a vicar I know! Still going to go with postie
Influencer
Not a postie wrong shorts and shoes. He runs the pub?
Middle manager
Only fans mattress actress
Submarine Washer?
The model for the moulds of Ann Summers latest lady pleasure device’s
Chippie?
Easy, he’s a postman.
Professional step-dad
A pimp
Carpenter
Part time model?
Are you going to fucking tell us or not?
Sex offender?
Thats the stance of a man ready to strike…
SAS?
Government Artist….he draws the dole
Jizz mopper at the SoHo nudie booths?
Does he manually masturbate farm animals for artificial insemination?
I’d guess he owns the pub.
He’s wearing shorts in winter – this makes him 100% British and definitely a father.
Hes reading The Star which means he definitely drives or has access to a white Transit van for work.
He’s wearing 4 layers and hasn’t taken his jacket off despite being in the pub which means he’s worn it most of the day and feels comfortable in it making me think he works primarily outside.
Hes knocked off early on a Friday to drink cider and read a paper in the pub which I assume is a regular thing as he’s reading and not using the pub as a place to socialise.
Got it!! He’s the fucking guy building my extension that’s run on 2months past the estimated finish date and doubled in cost!!
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Plasterer
He’s wearing shorts in this weather. So… “village idiot”?
Wearing shorts so got to be a postie
Postman. Can’t get away from the shorts.
Sound engineer
Fluffer?
Porn Star
Gotta be a farmer with those turn ups.
Civil engineer.
Cabbie.
Does he have a black and white cat?
Secretary of State for International Development…?
What sort of pub has disco lights on in the day and nothing on the specials board?
With legs that smooth, drag queen.
Is he the Daily Star’s proofreader?
Your mate looks like a vicar I know! Still going to go with postie
Influencer
Not a postie wrong shorts and shoes. He runs the pub?
Middle manager
Only fans mattress actress
Submarine Washer?
The model for the moulds of Ann Summers latest lady pleasure device’s
Chippie?
Easy, he’s a postman.
Professional step-dad
A pimp
Carpenter
Part time model?
Are you going to fucking tell us or not?
Sex offender?
Thats the stance of a man ready to strike…
SAS?
Government Artist….he draws the dole
Jizz mopper at the SoHo nudie booths?
Does he manually masturbate farm animals for artificial insemination?
I’d guess he owns the pub.
He’s wearing shorts in winter – this makes him 100% British and definitely a father.
Hes reading The Star which means he definitely drives or has access to a white Transit van for work.
He’s wearing 4 layers and hasn’t taken his jacket off despite being in the pub which means he’s worn it most of the day and feels comfortable in it making me think he works primarily outside.
Hes knocked off early on a Friday to drink cider and read a paper in the pub which I assume is a regular thing as he’s reading and not using the pub as a place to socialise.
Got it!! He’s the fucking guy building my extension that’s run on 2months past the estimated finish date and doubled in cost!!
Plumber.