Does he know that Jesus was a brown guy trying to help the poor and disenfranchised?
Jesus would tell him about camels and needles and Trump would think Jesus is telling him he’s a humpback with a pin dick.
Jesus comes to Earth and runs for President. Loses in all red states.
trump would try to deport him
First he seeks the endorsement of Black Lives Matter and now this.
Says the man who had citizens tear-gassed so he could hold someone’s bible upside down for a photo shoot in front of a church he has never attended.
Edit: got it, thank you, bible is upright. It’s unfortunate that our democracy is not.
Not even The Lord can save Traitor Trump from getting locked up and put in gen pop to get his just desserts. Don’t drop the soap Donny
Article is filled with ads and you can’t read it.. 🙁
Jesus would destroy Trump’s temple.
How do you all think they’ll spin this shit in church tomorrow morning?
He’s cracking.
Hey, cult leaders can say anything they want, anything at all. And the followers will say, amen, and give us more!
Actually delusional 🙄
Work on that title, Rolling Stone. I took it to mean that **Jesus** would win the blue states, not Trump.
Because yes, Jesus *would* win the blue states.
This dumbshit uses God’s name in vain constantly. From comparing himself to Jesus in popularity, to saying he is the “chosen one”, to claiming that God will personally reainstate him. And now this outrageously asinine statement.
I don’t know how Christians tolerate this dude.
> “They know it, and you’ll never find out all the ways. But we don’t need all the ways because, you know, it was, I think 22,000 votes separated it, and we have millions and millions of votes. It’s a very sad thing.”
Wasn’t it closer to 7 million votes separating them?
I’m sure Jesus would be all in for the guy who has committed every “seven deadly sin.”
The dumbest man I have ever seen has managed to convince at least 80 million Americans that he is a savior, some of those are my friends and my family. I. Just. Don’t. Get. It.
What kind of gun would Jesus carry?
Trump is literally the least Christian man in America.
Overtly evil piece of human garbage.
Jesus, for the love of God, please come and take him, for christ sake!
Sure he would, because Jesus is a fucking democrat lol. All about empathy and sharing and everything republicans hate. If Jesus came back the GOP would accuse him of being a communist/socialist lol
Doesn’t he secretly call Christianity bullshit?
If Jesus came down red state voters would choose our very own modern day Barabbas (Trump) and insist Jesus be jailed.
If you ask red staters, the philosophy of Jesus is “weak”.
Trump is a fucking maniac.
It’s really funny because Republicans spent 8 years declaring that Obama was the literal Antichrist and that we’re in the end times, only to elect a guy that fits the description in the Bible as if it was written about him personally.
Their heads would explode when they realize Jesus isn’t white.
Republicans wouldn’t vote for Jesus.
Very confusing headline. I thought he meant Jesus would win the Blue states.
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Does he know that Jesus was a brown guy trying to help the poor and disenfranchised?
Jesus would tell him about camels and needles and Trump would think Jesus is telling him he’s a humpback with a pin dick.
Jesus comes to Earth and runs for President. Loses in all red states.
trump would try to deport him
First he seeks the endorsement of Black Lives Matter and now this.
Says the man who had citizens tear-gassed so he could hold someone’s bible upside down for a photo shoot in front of a church he has never attended.
Edit: got it, thank you, bible is upright. It’s unfortunate that our democracy is not.
Not even The Lord can save Traitor Trump from getting locked up and put in gen pop to get his just desserts. Don’t drop the soap Donny
Article is filled with ads and you can’t read it.. 🙁
Jesus would destroy Trump’s temple.
How do you all think they’ll spin this shit in church tomorrow morning?
He’s cracking.
Hey, cult leaders can say anything they want, anything at all. And the followers will say, amen, and give us more!
Actually delusional 🙄
Work on that title, Rolling Stone. I took it to mean that **Jesus** would win the blue states, not Trump.
Because yes, Jesus *would* win the blue states.
This dumbshit uses God’s name in vain constantly. From comparing himself to Jesus in popularity, to saying he is the “chosen one”, to claiming that God will personally reainstate him. And now this outrageously asinine statement.
I don’t know how Christians tolerate this dude.
> “They know it, and you’ll never find out all the ways. But we don’t need all the ways because, you know, it was, I think 22,000 votes separated it, and we have millions and millions of votes. It’s a very sad thing.”
Wasn’t it closer to 7 million votes separating them?
I’m sure Jesus would be all in for the guy who has committed every “seven deadly sin.”
The dumbest man I have ever seen has managed to convince at least 80 million Americans that he is a savior, some of those are my friends and my family. I. Just. Don’t. Get. It.
What kind of gun would Jesus carry?
Trump is literally the least Christian man in America.
Overtly evil piece of human garbage.
Jesus, for the love of God, please come and take him, for christ sake!
Sure he would, because Jesus is a fucking democrat lol. All about empathy and sharing and everything republicans hate. If Jesus came back the GOP would accuse him of being a communist/socialist lol
Doesn’t he secretly call Christianity bullshit?
If Jesus came down red state voters would choose our very own modern day Barabbas (Trump) and insist Jesus be jailed.
If you ask red staters, the philosophy of Jesus is “weak”.
Trump is a fucking maniac.
It’s really funny because Republicans spent 8 years declaring that Obama was the literal Antichrist and that we’re in the end times, only to elect a guy that fits the description in the Bible as if it was written about him personally.
Their heads would explode when they realize Jesus isn’t white.
Republicans wouldn’t vote for Jesus.
Very confusing headline. I thought he meant Jesus would win the Blue states.