Lets go Europe! Suck it Canada, smaller means bigger Penis
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tonnes of Canadian pride!
As an American, the auto industry in North America has gotten straight up stupid lol. Any time I hear complaints of gas prices from an empty pickup truck driver, I can’t help but chuckle.
And it’s not entirely the choice of consumers to have massive vehicles but also the auto corporations themselves to avoid emissions standards, especially in the US, but it also carries over to the Canadian market.
Like, it’s becoming quite difficult to find a normal sized pickup truck now. And a Toyota Corolla is now the size of what used to be a Camry. Everything has gotten stupidly huge.
I visit BC (Canada) often and the vehicles in their suburbs are pretty much the same as you’d see in the US. Huge SUVs and pickups with small interior space.. it’s incredible.
The biggest issue with this is safety for people walking or cycling around. The massive vehicles even going low speed have such terrible blind spots and such mass that it’s instantly death for many people, especially kids…
Thanks for clarifying that Canada is the black truck. I wouldn’t have guessed.
Compact car W. Unfortunately/ironically I can’t drive one because if I were to crash I’d probably die due to the size of average North American vehicles
I prefer tank comparison 🙂
So big distances driven & lots of time spent in car = bigger car? 🤯 Sanction these fools!
It would not be possible to park that truck in front of my house. And if I was dumb enough to buy it anyway – I’d have to pay additional fee to drive it on highways.
I once in a while see an import in Denmark from the US; let me tell you, they stand out like a sore eye. They cannot fit in ANY single parking slot we have here, they are way larger and when they are parked they often stick out into the road or occupy two parking spaces. But I guess they have the money to pay all the fines they get whenever they park that thing anywhere in public lol.
They cry when the price of gasoline goes up xD and ask for it to be subsidized. The bastards go shopping at the mall with a giant heavy brick and they don’t even have a closed trunk hahah.
To be honest, I once drove a huge Ford truck in the US and it doesn’t even compare to EU cars. Different experience. It’s not better or worse. It’s just different. The vehicle was tremendously spacious. Extremely convenient. Perfectly suited for the huge NA roads. I don’t think it would work in the EU though. But had the EU been as spacious as NA is, and built for cars in a similar manner, I believe Europeans would opt for huge cars too.
North America: thank god I had my big truck to save my bbq before “insert global warming induced disaster” hit.
Where you gonna park that thing?
As a European, driving in a small car in Canada is terrifying. Every vehicle is towering above you and you feel like every bumper is about face-height on the motorway (freeway or whatever).
Yeah, no wonder. Car prices and fuel are taxed so heavily that I can not afford anything else than a lightweight hybrid.
I live in Europe and one of my neighbors (who works an office job and lives in the city) drives a Dodge Ram. Yesterday I watched him shoveling snow off the bed of his truck. I found that so hilarious.
Two different cars made for two different purposes. One is a city buggy, other is a open country cruiser.
Still I dont see any issue with a truck in EU, bought brand new Ram this year and so far I had literally no problem with driving it, parking it or whatever else. Also literally no EU produced or EU styled car has comparable engine. Just doesnt. All the turbo overboosted small engines being stretched to maximum to squeeze any last fraction of power. The ram? Yeah who cares, there is your comfortable 295kW and go. Also V8 is just V8.
Beasty car I am thankful almost every day. Comfrotable ride, HUGE room inside, unmatched versatility and excellent road and offroad capability. Wouldnet be able to move as comfortably as I did without it and doing my new house renovation would be a huge hassle. This way, hauling in a tonne of concrete the very moment I needed one? No problem. Fighting though half a meter of snow? Gotcha.
I rather get the truck. Can’t fit/relax on my sisters Yaris
Sadly where I live pickups become more and more popular. They take 2 parking spaces and blind you af when they drive behind you in traffic. It’s probably stupidest trend there is, paying all that money for oversized car you will use to haul air around crowded city.
Btw, you should see our dicks, that’s why we don’t need to drive those big ass trucks.
Bro do you even tow? /S
What’s with Americans or Canadians and big cars with an open compartment at the back? Do they need to carry lots of stuff that often?
Well the head of the climate summit said that the oil industry doesn’t pollute at all so I believe that Americans and Canadians should get even bigger cars!!!!
European, I go to US from time to time for work and I have to rent a car.
I always have to say that I don’t need a big car, I am alone with a bag and a backpack, I don’t have to move a ton of chopped wood or play tennis inside the car.
What they do here in Portugal is that if the vehicle is above a certain threshold of height you pay a lot more in highway tolls. So unless you really need it your incentivised to buy a normal car not some gigantic truck.
And thank god for that. Big cars and big roads ruin communities.
To be fair the car industry is pushing SUVs on European market as well and hatchbacks, even superminis, are on the back foot.
A friend of mine got the new Ranger Wildtrack, it’s larger then a barn, sticks out like a sore thumb when parked in public, yet stil manages to be much more cramped inside than my liftback Skoda Superb, which where I live is considered a large car already.
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canada fuck yeah
Source?
100% certain that in Europe we are following the trend for bigger cars and the red car is not the usual size that is bought.
I found the Dacia Sandero to be the most sold car in Europe 2023
https://de.statista.com/statistik/daten/studie/246211/umfrage/top-automodelle-in-europa-nach-neuzulassungen/
Still lots smaller that the black thing.
Lets go Europe! Suck it Canada, smaller means bigger Penis
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tonnes of Canadian pride!
As an American, the auto industry in North America has gotten straight up stupid lol. Any time I hear complaints of gas prices from an empty pickup truck driver, I can’t help but chuckle.
And it’s not entirely the choice of consumers to have massive vehicles but also the auto corporations themselves to avoid emissions standards, especially in the US, but it also carries over to the Canadian market.
Like, it’s becoming quite difficult to find a normal sized pickup truck now. And a Toyota Corolla is now the size of what used to be a Camry. Everything has gotten stupidly huge.
I visit BC (Canada) often and the vehicles in their suburbs are pretty much the same as you’d see in the US. Huge SUVs and pickups with small interior space.. it’s incredible.
The biggest issue with this is safety for people walking or cycling around. The massive vehicles even going low speed have such terrible blind spots and such mass that it’s instantly death for many people, especially kids…
Thanks for clarifying that Canada is the black truck. I wouldn’t have guessed.
Compact car W. Unfortunately/ironically I can’t drive one because if I were to crash I’d probably die due to the size of average North American vehicles
I prefer tank comparison 🙂
So big distances driven & lots of time spent in car = bigger car? 🤯 Sanction these fools!
Even “big” European cars are [pretty small compared to American pickups](https://www.carsized.com/en/cars/compare/volvo-xc90-2014-suv-vs-ford-f150-2017-4-door-pickup-supercrew-5.5-raptor/)
It would not be possible to park that truck in front of my house. And if I was dumb enough to buy it anyway – I’d have to pay additional fee to drive it on highways.
I once in a while see an import in Denmark from the US; let me tell you, they stand out like a sore eye. They cannot fit in ANY single parking slot we have here, they are way larger and when they are parked they often stick out into the road or occupy two parking spaces. But I guess they have the money to pay all the fines they get whenever they park that thing anywhere in public lol.
They cry when the price of gasoline goes up xD and ask for it to be subsidized. The bastards go shopping at the mall with a giant heavy brick and they don’t even have a closed trunk hahah.
To be honest, I once drove a huge Ford truck in the US and it doesn’t even compare to EU cars. Different experience. It’s not better or worse. It’s just different. The vehicle was tremendously spacious. Extremely convenient. Perfectly suited for the huge NA roads. I don’t think it would work in the EU though. But had the EU been as spacious as NA is, and built for cars in a similar manner, I believe Europeans would opt for huge cars too.
North America: thank god I had my big truck to save my bbq before “insert global warming induced disaster” hit.
Where you gonna park that thing?
As a European, driving in a small car in Canada is terrifying. Every vehicle is towering above you and you feel like every bumper is about face-height on the motorway (freeway or whatever).
Yeah, no wonder. Car prices and fuel are taxed so heavily that I can not afford anything else than a lightweight hybrid.
I live in Europe and one of my neighbors (who works an office job and lives in the city) drives a Dodge Ram. Yesterday I watched him shoveling snow off the bed of his truck. I found that so hilarious.
Two different cars made for two different purposes. One is a city buggy, other is a open country cruiser.
Still I dont see any issue with a truck in EU, bought brand new Ram this year and so far I had literally no problem with driving it, parking it or whatever else. Also literally no EU produced or EU styled car has comparable engine. Just doesnt. All the turbo overboosted small engines being stretched to maximum to squeeze any last fraction of power. The ram? Yeah who cares, there is your comfortable 295kW and go. Also V8 is just V8.
Beasty car I am thankful almost every day. Comfrotable ride, HUGE room inside, unmatched versatility and excellent road and offroad capability. Wouldnet be able to move as comfortably as I did without it and doing my new house renovation would be a huge hassle. This way, hauling in a tonne of concrete the very moment I needed one? No problem. Fighting though half a meter of snow? Gotcha.
I rather get the truck. Can’t fit/relax on my sisters Yaris
Sadly where I live pickups become more and more popular. They take 2 parking spaces and blind you af when they drive behind you in traffic. It’s probably stupidest trend there is, paying all that money for oversized car you will use to haul air around crowded city.
Btw, you should see our dicks, that’s why we don’t need to drive those big ass trucks.
Bro do you even tow? /S
What’s with Americans or Canadians and big cars with an open compartment at the back? Do they need to carry lots of stuff that often?
Well the head of the climate summit said that the oil industry doesn’t pollute at all so I believe that Americans and Canadians should get even bigger cars!!!!
European, I go to US from time to time for work and I have to rent a car.
I always have to say that I don’t need a big car, I am alone with a bag and a backpack, I don’t have to move a ton of chopped wood or play tennis inside the car.
What they do here in Portugal is that if the vehicle is above a certain threshold of height you pay a lot more in highway tolls. So unless you really need it your incentivised to buy a normal car not some gigantic truck.
And thank god for that. Big cars and big roads ruin communities.
To be fair the car industry is pushing SUVs on European market as well and hatchbacks, even superminis, are on the back foot.
A friend of mine got the new Ranger Wildtrack, it’s larger then a barn, sticks out like a sore thumb when parked in public, yet stil manages to be much more cramped inside than my liftback Skoda Superb, which where I live is considered a large car already.
https://i.imgur.com/lkPe20b.png
This is creeppy, dystopian, and straight up ridiculous. IF you need a car at all, why spending a fortune on such eye sores?