What a grass. Who cares? Get in, do your business, get out.
I think I’d get a cigarette butt and tape it to the sign (even if I wasn’t the perpetrator)
Smoke a doobie while having a poopie
Snort some crack get shite up my back
Find a vein but the manager came
They posted a note on the door as I pick up my baggie from the floor.
As I head back to my cubicle rushing with glee
I hope my coworker did not see
The fine white powder on me.
I wipe my nose with my hand all the while I see
My boss having a pee with a smile on his face thinking he’d cracked the case.
So here I am typing this out on reddit for all to see
Because nobody will ever suspect
OP
Morning coffee + Cigarette = thunderturds are go!
Right but you’re not asking me to stop yeah?
Every toilet door in the office where I work now has a “Do not vape in the toilets” sign stuck to it.
Didn’t see the sub at first but saw the insult. Immediately knew this to be British.
Love the use of italic bold
They wouldn’t be hard to find because they’ll be the one that absolutely reeks and have a weak ass excuse for where they’ve been for the last 15mins. Source: had a coworker who thought they were being really clever and no one could tell. You literally smell like you just bathed in tobacco, the jig is up.
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What a grass. Who cares? Get in, do your business, get out.
I think I’d get a cigarette butt and tape it to the sign (even if I wasn’t the perpetrator)
Smoke a doobie while having a poopie
Snort some crack get shite up my back
Find a vein but the manager came
They posted a note on the door as I pick up my baggie from the floor.
As I head back to my cubicle rushing with glee
I hope my coworker did not see
The fine white powder on me.
I wipe my nose with my hand all the while I see
My boss having a pee with a smile on his face thinking he’d cracked the case.
So here I am typing this out on reddit for all to see
Because nobody will ever suspect
OP
Morning coffee + Cigarette = thunderturds are go!
Right but you’re not asking me to stop yeah?
Every toilet door in the office where I work now has a “Do not vape in the toilets” sign stuck to it.
Didn’t see the sub at first but saw the insult. Immediately knew this to be British.
Love the use of italic bold
They wouldn’t be hard to find because they’ll be the one that absolutely reeks and have a weak ass excuse for where they’ve been for the last 15mins. Source: had a coworker who thought they were being really clever and no one could tell. You literally smell like you just bathed in tobacco, the jig is up.
That’ll teach them
# *Knob Head*