West Ham United footballer Kurt Zouma ‘terrified’ by armed burglary on home

31 comments

1. Meow that wasn’t very nice of the burglars.

2. Oh no anyway

3. I wonder if anyone in the West Ham locker room made a joke about maybe that’s how his cat felt

4. [Found the gangleader](https://www.amazon.com/KwirkWorks-Funny-Jigsaw-Puzzle-Puzzles/dp/B08LQR9QFH)

5. Cat burglars?

6. Catwoman came for revenge

7. I wonder if it was a cat burglar… I’ll see myself out.

8. Cat

9. Maybe now he knows how that poor cat felt

10. Feline terrified, amirite? Eh? Eh?

11. Cat joke

12. RSPCA getting revenge

13. Ca commence

14. Did they escape just by a whisker?

15. Maybe he should get a guard dog.

    Nothing too big that would fight back.

16. Don’t f**k with cats

17. I bet when they broke in they thought “this place is massive. Definitely enough room to swing a cat in here.

18. Cat was terrified

19. Hopefully he and the burglars can hiss and make up.

20. Oh god I hope he’s ok.

    ​

    No I don’t, cunt.

21. The prick deserves it

22. Yeah… nobody is gonna feel any sympathy towards him.

23. Karma

24. Did the cats invade his house

25. now he knows how his cat feels

26. I’m sure he’ll land on his feet.

27. The cat “take me too” !

28. Fucking good. Hope he shat himself. Literally.

29. Womp Womp

30. Some heroes wear capes, others wear ski masks

31. lol, Cat burglars