Ask them to skip the adverts? Talk over every scene? Eat loads of smelly and crunchy food? I’m open to suggestions as long as they arrive before the film starts at about quarter past 1!
by No-Locksmith6662
Ask them to skip the adverts? Talk over every scene? Eat loads of smelly and crunchy food? I’m open to suggestions as long as they arrive before the film starts at about quarter past 1!
by No-Locksmith6662
12 comments
Definitely don’t masturbate.
Its like that every day where i live at this time.
Its perfect imo, i love a cinema to myself for £20 a pop.
Ask them to pause it so you can nip for a piss
Heckle the film!
Shoes off, feet up on the seat in front!
Had the same on Monday; Saving Private Ryan, got the centre seats to ourselves.
I remember being ssshushed because I was talking over the adverts once 🤣
Ham shank = wank
Forward roll down the aisle- Go! GO!!!!
That’s not a cinema, it’s a big telly in a shed
Fart with total wild abandon.
Go behind the screen and crash through it at the most tense, thrilling moment of the film shouting “I’m 3D”.
Sit in every seat to work out which one really does has the best view.
Take fried egg sarnies in, wrapped in foil.