A thousand-year ban from the takeaway man

by Other_Exercise

5 comments
  1. >I suspect

    Is really getting me. Only *suspects* you won’t both be alive in a thousand years. Got to respect leaving the door slightly open to the possibility of absolutely groundbreaking advances in science within the next few decades.

  2. The year is 3034. Nobody is alive on the planet after total human annihilation.

    All that is left is robo Ali, and cyborg-chav. Cyborg-chav walks in and orders a takeaway, showing robo-ali the Google review and a calendar. Robo-ali sobs an oily tear before sticking his head Into the deep frier.

  3. “Suspects” they won’t be alive. Enjoyed that bit.

  4. Bollocks. I really fancied a mixed grill but I’ve still got 998 years, 363 days and 3 hours to go on my ban.

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